Week 10 Box Scores

These Scores Are All Totally Authentic

cadfasdfasdfasf

T.I. isn’t ghostwriting out stuff…although we could use some extra help.


Corlears Hookers 7, LBS, Inc. 2

Corlears Hookers: Brian Cronauer 2 (2), Jason Eitel 2 (2), Tiffany Hagge (1), Gavin Kearney (4), Sarah Newnam (1)
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta (5), Luke Sellick (2)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (5)

Cobra Kai 2, Gut Rot 0
Cobra Kai: Dave Cicirelli (2), Peter Gallina (6)
Shutout: Peter Lang (2)

Filthy Gorgeous 6, La Familgia 2

Maybe if James would have scored five he would have gotten first star over Luisa. But probably not.

Maybe if James would have scored five he would have gotten first star over Luisa.

Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira 4 (13), Suvin Malik (10), Rebecca Novick (1)
La Famiglia: Shafiq Perry 2 (6)
Goalie Win: $h0wT!m3 (via Rehabs)
Game Notes: James P. also got injured before the game, bandaged himself up without any help from Creamy, played the whole game without missing a shift, proved that Oswald acted alone, fed that giant hawk that pops up on the fence at the 5:30 game and helped two old ladies cross 10th Avenue. However Luisa still had a better day which is why she got the first star.

Mathematics 5, Gremlins 2
Mathematics: Sam Norris 2 (4), Brad Schmidt 2 (5), Amy Anderla (1)
Gremlins: Andrew (1), Erich Graham (1)
Goalie Win: Amriel Kissner (via free agency)

Butchers 1, Poutine Machine 0
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (9)
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)

Denim Demons 4, Fresh Kills 1
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (6), Lee Reiners (4), Adam Rubens (6), Zack Tinkelman (2)
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard (13)
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (3)

Dark Rainbows 2, Rehabs 0
Dark Rainbows: Aaron Friedman (1), Sean Reynolds (6)
Shutout: Amriel Kissner (still via free agency)

Happy Little Elves 4, Sky Fighters 3 (OT)
Happy Little Elves: Luisa Mirarchi 2 (4), Gil Valdes (9), Mike Valdes (8)
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard (5), Melanie Chmielowiec (1), Stephanie Cooper (1)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardi (7)

Mega Touch 2, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Mega Touch: Alex Eben Meyer (4), Julie Katz (3)
Shutout: Mike Tuckman (2)

Gouging Anklebiters 7, What The Puck 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 2 (6), Sarah Moore 2 (4), Shelley Maasdorp (4), Joe Polowczuk (4), Peter Prohaska (4)
What The Puck: Justin Michaliga (2)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (6)

Please submit any corrections to derektag@gmail.com

Tags: ,

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.