Week 16 Box Scores
Sky Fighters Win, Hockey Rich Inexplicably Present
Sky Fighters 1, Unicorns 0 (OT-SO)
Shootout: Sky Fighters win, 1-0. Successful attempt by Robert Kucera.
Shutout: James Stein (1) – Sky Fighters, Nelson (1) – Unicorns
Mathematics 3, Gouging Anklebiters 0
Mathematics: Bradley Schmidt 2 (7), Andrew Lu (1)
Shutout: Harmon Walsh (1)
Denim Demons 1, Mighty Squirrels 0
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (11)
Shutout: Steve Chernoski (2)
Corlears Hookers 1, Dark Rainbows 0
Corlears Hookers: Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson (1)
Shutout: Chris Beauvois (4)
Fresh Kills 8, Mighty Squirrels 2
Fresh Kills: Eugene Rha 3 (8), Joe Tamburo 2 (7), Patrick Moore (7), Dave Sokolyansky (4), Ariel Imas (3)
Mighty Squirrels: Arthur “Lil’ Weezy” Revechkis (8), Tim “(S)crappy” Gray (2)
Game Notes: Gray scored fifteen seconds after the media proclaimed, “I’m feeling a goal for (S)crappy.”
What The Puck 7, Denim Demons 3
What The Puck: Corey “Chongo” Winters 3 (15), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman 2 (12), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (18), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (14)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (12), Mike Pereira (11), Steve Chernoski (2)
Game Notes: What The Puck scored five goals in the second half to rally from a one-goal halftime deficit.
LBS, Inc. 5, Bad Touch 1
LBS, Inc.: Sam Anthony 3 (4), Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin (11), Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett (6)
Bad Touch: Mark Anderson (1)
Cobra Kai 5, Happy Little Elves 2
Cobra Kai: Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta 5 (20)
Happy Little Elves: Jason Amada (3), Garrett Carrino (2)
Filthy Gorgeous 4, Tuques 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik 2 (7), Matt Novick (10), Matthew Workman (8)
Tuques: David Ladanyi (1)
Rehabs 11, Mexican Standoff 1
Rehabs: Andrew Levine 3 (10), Molly Holder 3 (4), Mike “Cupcake” Bartlett 2 (4), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (8), Alex “Villano VI” Zabala (5), Michael Lewis (1)
Mexican Standoff: Len Guinto (3)
Tags: 2008 season, box scores, Hockey Rich, Sky Fighters
Rich is pure plutonium.
I wanted to see what a win felt like.
Actually, we scrimmaged with the Sky Fighters and since then the Elves have played much better, so I was rooting for them. Plus, I’m not exactly the biggest Unicorn fan to be 100% honest. And I’m pretty sure I’m not on their X-mas list either! (Though being an Elf, I can just steal their imaginary presents).