Week 2 Box Scores
Somebody Please Slap Gavin’s Hand
Corlears Hookers 3, Denim Demons 2 (OT-SO)
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel (4), Anshu Sinha (1)
Denim Demons: Mike Pereira (2), Jim Dandeneau (1)
Shootout: Corlears Hookers win 2-0. Successful attempts by Jason Eitel and Noelle Safar.
Game Notes: Pereira scored the game-tying goal with five minutes remaining in regulation.
Sky Fighters 3, LBS, Inc. 1
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 2 (5), Christian Mack (2)
LBS, Inc.: “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (2)
Gouging Anklebiters 2, Rehabs 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (3), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (1)
Rehabs: Sean “$howJu” McClain (2)
Game Notes: DiPierri’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with nine minutes remaining in regulation.
Dark Rainbows 2, Happy Little Elves 1
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynonds (2), John Nielsen (1)
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo (3)
Game Notes: Nielsen’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with seven minutes remaining in regulation. The Dark Rainbows’ win clinches the (imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup for the Unicorns.
Unicorns 4, Mathematics 3 (OT-SO)
Unicorns: Chris 2 (4), John Mark (1)
Mathematics: Jeff “The Hawk” Hawkins (1), Andy Pratt (1), Harmon Walsh (1)
Shootout: Unicorns win 1-0. Successful attempt by Susanna.
Game Notes: John Mark scored the game-tying goal with four minutes remaining in regulation.
Filthy Gorgeous 5, Mega Touch 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra 2 (3), James Pereira (5), Matt Novick (1), Ali Berkin (1)
Shutout: Dan “D.O” Owens (1)
What The Puck 5, Tuques 0
What The Puck: Tom MacDonald 2 (3), Sal Malguarnera (3), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (2), Ollie Hartman (1)
Shutout: Kevin Lutsky (1)
Game Notes: Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri claims he had two assists. However, this is unverified, as this does not count as an assist.
Fresh Kills 4, Cobra Kai 0
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky 2 (2), Kevin “The Planet” Foster (1), Patrick Moore (1)
Shutout: Dan “D.O.” Owens
Game Notes: Owens, filling in for Fresh Kills goalie Dave Gil de Rubio, notched his second shutout of the day.
Mighty Squirrels 3, Mexican Standoff 0
Mighty Squirrels: Dave Paglia (1), Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (1), Miky Wolf (1)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (1)
Tags: 2009 season, box scores, Corlears Hookers
I cant really do much trash talking since we are on a 0-19-1 streak…but if we beat the Unicorns, why would it be their (imaginary) Cup? We’d all be 1-1-1?? Not fair.
week 1 WTP wins 10-0. week 2, it’s 5-0. at this rate, reducing their goal differential by 5 each week, they’ll be losing 40-0 by week 10!
that’s some sound mathamatical reasoning, bob. i hear AIG is looking for new talent. you should give them a call.
that should say “mathematical”, not “mathamatical”. maybe merriam-webster will hire me….
Bob, it could also be a geometric series in which case they’ll get 2.5 goals in week 3, 1.25 in week 4, and 0.01953125 (aka 10/512) goals in week 10. Unfortunately they’ll still be winning in that case since 0.019532125 > 0. But the Elves deal only in whole numbers so WTP better watch out.
-Prof. Frink
And by the way HockeyRich is right, when the Elves beat the Unicorns we will have no choice but to trisect the Fairy Tale Cup with an invisible hacksaw.
I think Bob was actually talking about WTP’s decreasing goals being an inverted Fibonacci number system, which is quite a conundrum I can tell you.
I saw you guys have a winner take all game in that case. Screw the stats at that point. Also, WTP is a very defeatable team, You will see.
this is all very amusing.