Week 2 Box Scores
The Rehabs Are Clearly Happy With Their Win
Rehabs 5, Mathematics 1
Rehabs: Adam Skuse 2 (2), Alex Doucette (2), Tom Houston (2), Rob Blandi (1)
Mathematics: Scott Lee (1)
Happy Little Elves 7, Corlears Hookers 4
Happy Little Elves: Trevor Beauclair 2 (2), “The Chairman” Ben Chadwick 2 (2), Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos 2 (2), Ryan Nakahara (2)
Corlears Hookers: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney 2 (3), Dan Thompson (2), Libby Lewis (1)
Filthy Gorgeous 3, LBS, Inc. 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin “The Guru” Malik 2 (2), “Gentleman” James Pereira (1)
LBS, Inc.: Tom Capatosta (1)
Gut Rot 2, Fresh Kills 1 (OT-SO)
Gut Rot: Jefferson (1)
Fresh Kills: Mike Sokolyansky (2)
Shootout: Gut Rot wins 1-0. Successful attempt by Cristopher.
Game Notes: Sokolyansky scored the tying goal with seven minutes remaining in regulation.
Unicorns 4, Sky Fighters 3
Unicorns: Joe (2), Chris (1), Jeanne (1), Ryan (1)
Sky Fighters: Greg Infanti (2), Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (1), Dan Hopper (1)
Denim Demons 6, La Famiglia 3
Denim Demons: Zack Tinkelman 4 (5), Bob DiProspero 2 (3)
Tuques: Denis Miciletto 2 (2), Shafiq “Off Black” Perry (1)
Gouging Anklebiters 2, Butchers 1 (OT-SO)
Gouging Anklebiters: Sarah Moore (1)
Butchers: Arnold Sanchez (1)
Shootout: Gouging Anklebiters win 1-0. Successful attempt by Alex Derhohannesian.
Cobra Kai 3, Mega Touch 1
Cobra Kai: Will Kuhns 2 (4), Mark Talercio (2)
Mega Touch: Joe Lops (3)
Tompkins Square Riots 5, Poutine Machine 0
Tompkins Square Riots: Patrik Blohmé (2), Shane-o DeBlasio (1), Joe Fiore (1), Alexandre Frenette (1), Myrto Mylopoulos (1)
Shutout: Dave Gil de Rubio (1)
Game Notes: Mylopoulos scored her first BTSH goal.
What The Puck 6, Dark Rainbows 3
What The Puck: Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth 2 (2), Brian Vroom 2 (2), Salvatore Malguarnera, Jr. (2), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (2)
Dark Rainbows: Lindsey Foehrenbach (1), P.T. Walkley (1), Josh Wilson (1)
Tags: 2010 season, box scores, Rehabs
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Thanks Rich. Thanks to everyone else for the love after getting my ass handed to me by the Rehabs. Mathematics still my team though.
What have you folks done to my son, the defenseman??? I raised him to be a good boy— stay at home, man the point, clear the crease— a good boy. And now look what you have done to him. He’s a forward. You’ve ruined my defenseman. Now that he’s got the scent of that twine running through his nostrils, it’s over.
Blame Rubens, Joe.
I’ll take responsibility there. He kept scoring goals, so I kept putting him in better positions to do so.
Well all is not lost. I hear his wife is totally fierce on the backcheck— not exactly a defensewoman— but close. The media reports I saw said she knocked some guy into the fence, helped him up, and then stole the ball from him. So if her husband wants to go out and chase goals, at least somebody in the household is hanging in there and maintaining the home defensive fires. D’s rule. That’s why they call it Denim Demon Defense. Course that also brings to mind Coach, but that’s a whole other pet subject.
I didn’t steal it from him. The ref gave it to me after I did nothing wrong and that guy just fell down because he can’t run in a straight line. So not my fault.