Week 4 Box Scores

All Hail What The Puck

Roderick Bows

What The Puck 6, Fresh Kills 4
What The Puck: Sal Malguarnera (6), Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (4), Tom MacDonald (4), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (4), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (3), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (1)
Fresh Kills: Patrick Moore 3 (5), Brice Rosenbloom (2)

Rehabs 3, Corlears Hookers 1
Rehabs: Dave Fraser (3), Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (2), Bryan “Stork” Welch (2)
Corlears Hookers: Peter “Purple Rain” Putka (3)
Game Notes: Welch’s game-winning goal broke a 1-1 tie with seven minutes remaining in regulation.

Happy Little Elves 3, Unicorns 0
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo (4), Chris O’Neill (2), Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (1)
Shutout: Ronald Bettenhauser (1)

Denim Demons 4, Mexican Standoff 3
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 2 (4), Micael Holmström 2 (2)
Mexican Standoff: Ben 2 (5), Jason “The Hamburglar” R. (1)
Game Notes: The Demons scored three goals in the final ten minutes of regulation, including Holmström’s game winner with three minutes left, to rally from a two-goal deficit.

Dark Rainbows 5, Mathematics 2
Dark Rainbows: Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell 2 (3), John Nielsen (2), Yuichi Uchidi (2), P.T. Walkley (1)
Mathematics: Noam Dolgin (1), Eli Kazin (1)

LBS, Inc. 5, Gouging Anklebiters 4
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon (5), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (3), Sam Anthony (2), Jason Bogdaneris (2), Tom Capatosta (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco (4), Erik Johnson (3), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (2), Nick Gardella (1)
Game Notes: Bogdaneris’ game-winning goal broke a 4-4 tie with four minutes remaining in regulation and completed LBS, Inc.’s comeback from a 4-1 deficit.

Sky Fighters 3, Mighty Squirrels 0
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka 2 (7), Sam Lassner (2)
Shutout: Robert Kucera (1)

Filthy Gorgeous 7, Tuques 3
Filthy Gorgeous: Homin “Maverick” Lee 2 (4), “Gentleman” James Pereira (7), Sunny Mehra (6), Fran Graziano (1), Dana Kravis (1), Matt Workman (1)
Tuques: Denis Miciletto (2), Gabe Wilson (1), Adam Robertson (1)

Cobra Kai 4, Mega Touch 1
Cobra Kai: Will Kuhns 2 (2), Greg “Lysol” Altman (1), Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito (1)
Mega Touch: Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (1)

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9 Responses to “Week 4 Box Scores”

  1. HockeyRich says:

    All hail What the Puck??? What the Hell?!?!?

  2. lurk02 says:

    i think it’s in reference to the photo. and the fact that they haven’t lost yet.

    did you think the headline should have read “all hail the happy little elves” because you won?

  3. HockeyRich says:

    I know…the photo is funny, and OF COURSE!!!!

    Dont you?!?!?

  4. fushone says:

    looks like no one won the imaginary cup this year.

    now, how to split it in threes?

  5. lurk02 says:

    if you beat WTP, i’ll lobby for that headline for you. how’s that?

  6. HockeyRich says:

    What if we beat the Sky Fighters??

  7. lurk02 says:

    you’ll have to work that out with amy and dan. i don’t make bets on behalf of our team. nor will i goad you about playing us. that’s just bad karma for me.

  8. HockeyRich says:

    OK, then I’ll wait for us to beat WTP. We only lost 3-2 to them last year. But I heard they may have improved…

  9. HockeyRich says:

    Fushone…unfortunately, the Unicorns for some reason get to keep the very prestigious (yet imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup. Its sorta like the Ryder Cup Rules. They have to be beaten for them to lose it, and we all had the same amount of points. Though I think the Elves had the best goal differential.

    Ben thinks it should go back to Fairy Tale Land and no one gets to keep it.

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