Week 7 Box Scores
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Denim Demons 4, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Denim Demons: Zack Tinkelman 2 (9), Danny Polinsky (2), Brad Weiger (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Alex Derhohannesian 3 (7)
Game Notes: After his team fell behind 3-0, Derhohannesian scored three unanswered goals to tie the game with six minutes remaining in regulation. However, Tinkelman scored the game-winning goal with just two minutes left.
Corlears Hookers 3, Unicorns 2
Corlears Hookers: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney 2 (8), Libby Lewis (2)
Unicorns: Joe (3), Aaron (1)
Game Notes: Kearney scored the game-winning goal with four minutes remaining in regulation, just one minute after Aaron scored for the Unicorns to tie the game at 2.
Happy Little Elves 5, La Famiglia 3
Happy Little Elves: Trevor Beauclair 3 (8), “The Chairman” Ben Chadwick (6), Ryan Nakahara (3)
La Famiglia: Roger Ma (4), The Peter Wilson (2), Dmitry Gurvits (1)
Sky Fighters 3, Butchers 2
Sky Fighters: Dan Hopper (3), Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker (2), Robert Kucera (1)
Butchers: Ben Bloom (4), Jesse Kalb (1)
LBS, Inc. 8, Rehabs 4
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (7), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin 2 (4), Jason Bogdaneris 2 (3), Tom Capatosta (2)
Rehabs: Alex Doucette 2 (5), Adam Skuse (4), Jeff Nugent (1)
Cobra Kai 4, Mathematics 3 (OT)
Cobra Kai: Scott Rice 2 (2), J.J. Murphy (2), Bryan Niddrie (1)
Mathematics: Scott Lee (2), Sean “$howJu” McClain (1), Meagan Vincent (1)
Game Notes: Lee scored the tying goal with six minutes remaining in regulation. Rice scored the game-winning goal in overtime.
Dark Rainbows 3, Gut Rot 2
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen 2 (6), P.T. Walkley (4)
Gut Rot: Scott (1), Veronica (1)
Game Notes: Nielsen’s game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with five minutes remaining in regulation.
Poutine Machine 1, Mega Touch 0
Poutine Machine: Dave Paglia (1)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez
What The Puck 6, Tompkins Square Riots 0
What The Puck: Salvatore Malguarnera, Jr. (6), Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (5), Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman (4), Brian Vroom (3), Michelle Doucet (2), Corey “Chongo” Winters (2)
Shutout: Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz (1)
Filthy Gorgeous 5, Fresh Kills 2
Filthy Gorgeous: “Gentleman” James Pereira 3 (6), Sunny Mehra (4), Joe “Monster Mash” Essock (2)
Fresh Kills: Justin Ross 2 (5)
Tags: 2010 season, box scores, Denim Demons
When do goalies get credit for the abuse they put there bodies through week after week?
Dark Rainbows 3, Gut Rot 2
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen 2 (6), P.T. Walkley (4)
Gut Rot: Scott (1), Veronica (1)
Game Notes: Nielsen’s game-winning goal broke a 2-2 tie with five minutes remaining in regulation.
* $h0wT!m3’s N0t3: Cobra Kai goalie Pete Lang and Mathematics goalie played for both teams during this very close game.
In that case, I demand that an asterisk be placed next to the 3rd goal in the Elves/La famiglia game: result of equipment malfunction (read: I had sweat in my eyes and looked up to discover the game was still going and I was being broken in on.)
I think BTSH should distribute official goalie sweatbands. Or at least install misting fans (read: designate extra “referees” to hold those spray bottles with fans behind us and shower us in glorious cold water upon demand.).
As long as we’re correcting things here, the Flyers game 7 victory over the Caps in 2008 was BS, the Titanic landed successfully in New York in 1912, the moon landings were faked in the Fresh Kills landfill, and the Elves won last year’s BTSH championship.