Week 9 Box Scores
Yawn, Another Win For Filthy Gorgeous
Filthy Gorgeous 1, Unicorns 0
Filthy Gorgeous: Matt Workman (2)
Shutout: Dan “D.O.” Owens (3)
Game Notes: Workman scored the only goal of the game with four minutes remaining in regulation.
What The Puck 8, Cobra Kai 3
What The Puck: Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer 3 (6), Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta (10), Tom MacDonald (8), Salvatore Malguarnera, Jr. (8), Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth (6), Ollie Hartman (4)
Cobra Kai: Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito 3 (5)
Fresh Kills 5, Dark Rainbows 4 (OT)
Fresh Kills: Dave Sokolyansky (4), Caroline Currie (2), Ariel Imas (2), Erik Cortes (1), Alex Frenette (1)
Dark Rainbows: John Nielsen 3 (12), Yuichi Uchidi (3)
Game Notes: Frenette scored the game-winning goal in overtime. Nielsen scored the tying goal with one minute remaining in regulation.
Sky Fighters 6, Gouging Anklebiters 1
Sky Fighters: Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (11), Christian Mack (4), Mark Bloom (3), Sam Lassner (3), Greg Infanti (1), Megan Sigesmund (1)
Gouging Anklebiters: Nick Gardella (2)
Corlears Hookers 6, Mega Touch 1
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 3 (12), Josh Sadlier-Brown 3 (3)
Mega Touch: Alex “Coop” Eben Meyer (3)
Happy Little Elves 3, Rehabs 2
Happy Little Elves: Rob Muggeo (7), Chris O’Neil (5), Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (3)
Rehabs: Sean “$howJu” McClain (4), Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman (1)
Mighty Squirrels 3, Tuques 2
Mighty Squirrels: Eric Breitman (2), Mike Mincelli (2), Eric Ramirez (2)
Tuques: Denis Miciletto (4), Corey Long (1)
Denim Demons 7, Mathematics 0
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen (5), Micael Holmström (3), Danny Polinsky (3), Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens (2), Sara Farkas (1), Dave Shyu (1), Zack Tinkelman (1)
Shutout: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (4)
Game Notes: After four years in the league, Farkas scored her first ever BTSH goal.
LBS, Inc. 5, Mexican Standoff 2
LBS, Inc.: “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin 3 (10), Jason Bogdaneris (4), Tom Capatosta (2)
Mexican Standoff: Gary (1), Len (1)
Game Notes: Poulin’s first goal of the game broke a 1-1 tie with 15 minutes remaning in regulation, giving LBS, Inc. a lead they never relinquished.
Tags: 2009 season, box scores, Filthy Gorgeous
I am now ending my media boycott to rip my former friend Sarah T. Sarah T. said all Elves were less than her. Though she did use the < symbol which I am a fan of…her betrayal of us will not go unnoticed.
Sarah, you are like Ronald Miller. You were uncool and hung with Elves. But now that you’re a superstar and paid Derek and Eli $1,000 dollars to put you on know your neighbors, you’re pretending like we don’t exist.
You sht on our house! You sht on our house!!!
A real dollar to the first person that knows this reference.
nicole doesn’t even get a game note for the E.R. trip?? damn!
The Elves should feel fortunate enough that we put in that they won.
After some consideration, I’ve decided to ignore Derek’s comment.
I’m regretting ending the media boycott!! Michelle please tell Derek that he hurts Hockey Rich when he says those things.
Furthermore, Derek, you insulted us by a comment that someone not even on the Elves wrote!!!
I thought I always hated Eli more. Please don’t make me reconsider.
OK, I’d like to make a public apology to Sarah T. It appears that she says All Elves *Love* her. Not are less then. I’m new to these phonetic thingees you kids do.
Anyways, all Elves do love Sarah. T. (well maybe not all but a vast majority. I don’t think Pete the goalie knows who the hell you are. Charles Kane likes you probably, but not love.)
But anyways, you are no longer Ronald Miller!!
Don’t I get a gamenote for getting ejected? I am disappointed that the media would overlook such an achievement.
Doesn’t everyone love Sarah T.?
I agree with Matt, (or Tuques Goalie, or Minkus, or Now I’m Average, or me and my two-dogs). These box scores do not hold enough information. You guys are so desperate for comments, that you’d ask me, Rich Glanzer (R, Rich Glanzer, I…I am Rich…well you know the rest), to end my Media Boycott!! Well you wont need me if you put some more juice in it. Here are some of the highlights from the week.
* The Rehabs attempt to murder Nicole
* Randy leaves Mexican Standoff bc he’s not getting enough playing time (Though he’ll claim it was to take Nicole to the hospital)
* Craig upset that the Unicorns don’t score for him leaves the Corns and joins the Hookers
* 5 hat tricks scored in one day (none by Rich Glanzer)
* Dark Rainbows play with only one male sub and come back from 4-2 against the defending champs before finally losing in OT
* We interrupt this message to announce the Sky Fighters have just scored on the Anklebiters.
* Matt (Average, no longer sucking goalie of the Tuques) got unjustly thrown out (Tuque’s Hockeyyyyyy)
* Eli is now 3-5 in picking Elf games. That’s pretty horrid considering all you have to pick is a winner, no spread.
OK, now this is an update!!! More juice!!!
HR’s movie line is from “Can’t buy me love”
make sure that’s an AMERICAN dollar
Mike come see me next game. The dollar is yours. And Hockey Rich is all about America. The three dimes two quarters 5 nickels and five pennies will all be American!!
Uh…
3 dimes = 30 cents
2 quarters = 50 cents
5 nickels = 25 cents
5 pennies = 5 cents
Am I crazy, or is that $1.10?
He got a bonus for being patriotic.
HockeyRich I have a query. You really hit up these BTSH message boards with a passion. Do you spend a lot of time on these witty comments/retorts or do you channel it from a brilliant stream of consciousness?
I don’t know who you are Putney, but are you related to Ben Chadwick?? If not you should be.
I boycotted the website after another Elf diss but Derek and Eli made me an offer to come back. So I did.
As a former reporter, I have to be able to write pretty fast. And I’m off on Mondays….sooooo…..there you have it Mr./Ms./Mrs. Swope/Chadwick.
Hockeyrich, in the interest of transparency, this is Shane DeBlasio from Fresh Kills. I have no relation to Ben Chadwick. Thank you for answering my questions.
Hey Shane, you write like Ben does. He’s my Captain. Showtime owns the Battledome, so this is all I got left.
Congrats on your championship last year btw.
I’m not related to Putney Swope either but I have seen the movie and it is some righteous shit.
Dear Hockey Rich,
The continuation of this “middle man” position to which you have assigned me must end. At 11:28 pm, you’re boycotting Eli and Derek. At 11:31 pm, you are once again communicating with the media.
Going forward, please let me know when you will need me to step in here, and commit to it for more than 3 minutes. Please be advised that I am a busy girl. I have WTP practice 6 days a week, with double sessions on two of those days.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Sincerely,
Michelle Doucet
Ms. Doucet, I should be good from here on out. But no promises. The week we play WTP, I’ll probably have a media boycott so to get you off your game and ensure an Elf victory.
But until then, I’ll either not boycott, or get someone else to talk to Derek and Eli for me.
$howT!m3 is now retired from battledome. Rich, If you want the battledome its yours.
Great game this past weekend. WTP here we come.