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What Celebrities Are Saying About The BTSH Final

The following views do not necessarily represent those of the editors or of BTSH. They do, however, represent those of Rich Glanzer.

Without a doubt, the Happy Little Elves and Corlears Hookers are two of the most polarizing teams in all of BTSH.  Regardless of which side you’re cheering for in this Sunday’s final, almost everyone has an opinion.

These teams first met two years ago on the last day of the 2008 regular season.  The Hookers were rolling through all of BTSH, while the Elves were on a collision course with the 1962 Mets.  Although the Hookers had no subs that day, they were still huge and heavy favorites.  However, the Elves proved exceeded everyone’s expectations and forced overtime with 30 seconds to go, before they eventually lost in a shootout.

Still the juggernaut of BTSH, the Corlears Hookers now face the former patsies of BTSH once again in the BTSH championship game.  As you might expect, the Elves’ postseason run has caught the eye of BTSH fans everywhere.  But what is a little surprising, is that this Good vs. Evil (Ed: which team is which?) matchup has also caught the eye of many celebrities.  After checking out www.celebretytweetsaboutBTSH.com, you can tell there are fans of both sides.  Let’s take a look:

Charlie Sheen: I’m pulling for the Elves.  The Hookers have caused me so much drama.

Julia Roberts: The Hookers are just misunderstood.  I’m rooting for them.

Richard Gere: Do you think Worky would let me ref the game?  I am in need of a few bucks.  Go Hookers.

Mike M.: Why do you think Shrek is lime green?  Go Elves Go!!  Though they will never take the Prestigious (yet imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup!

Carl Paladino: I hate Glanzer’s kind.  Go Hookers.

Paladino was later informed that Glanzer isn’t gay, he’s just Jewish.  Paladino re-tweeted…

Carl Paladino: I hate that kind too.  And he probably is gay anyway.  Go Hookers.

Lindsay Lohan: I was dancing with a Happy Little Elf!!  He was so much fun!!

When questioned which player, Lohan retweeted…

Lindsay Lohan: No, I was dancing with the dude on the logo.  He’s soooooo cute!!!  😉

Anjelina Jolie: If the Elves win, I promise to steal four happy kids from unsuspecting parents in Kenya so we can take care of them!!  Go Elves.

Brad Pitt: She means adopt of course.  Go Hookers.

Madonna: Lourdes will be renamed Udnick if the Elves win.  Go Elves!

Lady Gaga: Sorry I can’t answer, I just hate both these teams.  The only team I support are my girls from Dependable.  Or the Butchers.

The Real Shaq: Big man sends his Big Ol’ Heart to his Happy Little Elves.

Elliot Spitzer: The Elves of course!!

When a reporter noticed Spitzer’s Jason Eitel jersey, the former Governor retweeted…

Elliot Spitzer: Doh!!  Go Hookers.

Alan Thicke: As a great Canadian myself, I am rooting for the one true Canadian in the game.  Not Trevor or Putka, my man Jason Eitel!!  Go Canada!  Go Hookers!!  Though if Gere needs a ref partner I’m in.  I could use the 3 bucks.

Ted Mosby: Future Ted sees Future Glanzer drinking out of the Championship Cup.  Please tell Thicke to stop begging me for a recurring role on How I Met Your Mother.

Adam Sandler: Are you kidding me?  Glanzer, Rudnick, Pessin, Chadwick, all Jews!!  What I want for Chanukah, is someone whose Mom used to work at Sewanaka.  The Happy Little Elvicles, will prove they have large testicles.  Go Elves!!

Benjamin Netanyahu (Israel Prime Minister): Are you kidding me Sandler??  Glanzer plays on Yom Kippur.  Go Hookers!  Screw the Elves.  Plus I’m not a fan of Chadwick.

David Letterman: I actually know Ben Chadwick very well.  He used to write for me when I worked at NBC.  His jokes made my opening monologue 4 hours long.  Like I said, I know Ben Chadwick well.  Therefore, Go Hookers!

Hilary Clinton: I hope they both play well and may the best team win.  I think the Yankees vs. the Rehabs will be a great matchup.  $howt!m3 is good but Romeo is cuter.

Mr. Burns: Smithers I hate that idiot that always eats donuts and has no hair?

Smithers: Homer Simpson sir?

Mr. Burns: No  you moron!  Glanzer.  Go Hookers.

Smithers: Yes sir, go Hookers!

Huey Lewis: Do you believe in love?  Do you believe its true?  I believe in Elves. WOOO-OOOO-OOOO-OOOOO!!

Ric Flair: Eitel is high flying, limo riding, womanizing son of a gun!!  And his horseman of JSB, Putka, Noelle and Jackie will crush those lime green losers!!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ivan Drago: If the Elves die, they die.  Go Hookers.

Jan Erixon: Anyone that still wears my jersey needs help.  Go Elves.

Joe Namath and Mark Messier: We know winners when we see them.  Both teams are good.  But we sorta like the whole destiny thing.  Elves.

Tags: 2010 season, Corlears Hookers, guest column, Happy Little Elves, Hockey Rich

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