{"id":10032,"date":"2014-10-10T17:05:19","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T21:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10032"},"modified":"2014-10-10T21:39:36","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T01:39:36","slug":"dark-rainbows-at-corlears-hookers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/dark-rainbows-at-corlears-hookers\/","title":{"rendered":"Dark Rainbows at Corlears Hookers"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_9755\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Bernstein.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9755\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Bernstein-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"That belt is probably about the only prize the Rainbows are walking away with on Sunday.  \" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9755\" height=\"225\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Bernstein-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Bernstein.jpg 604w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9755\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">That belt is probably about the only prize the Rainbows are walking away with on Sunday.<\/p><\/div>The fact that the Hookers&#8217; uniforms are the same color as beloved McDonald&#8217;s character Grimace got me thinking&#8230;.is Grimace the reason that the Hookers chose purple as their team color, so many moons ago? \u00a0Are they big fans of Grimace? \u00a0Do they have fond childhood memories of McDonald&#8217;s birthday parties where Grimace made a guest appearance? \u00a0Do the Hookers&#8217; players all eat a lot of McDonald&#8217;s, currently?<\/p>\n<p>If the Hookers all show up sluggish from eating a ton of McDonald&#8217;s in the last week, the Rainbows may just have a shot at pulling off what would be a huge upset in this opening round match-up. <\/p>\n<p>I am kidding &#8211; the Hookers would win this one if they all ate 3 combo meals each, 10 minutes before the game, while huffing paint. \u00a0Sorry, Rainbows.<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8211; JW<br \/><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fact that the Hookers&#8217; uniforms are the same color as beloved McDonald&#8217;s character Grimace got me thinking&#8230;.is Grimace the reason that the Hookers chose purple as their team color, so many moons ago? \u00a0Are they big fans of Grimace? \u00a0Do they have fond childhood memories of McDonald&#8217;s birthday parties where Grimace made a guest [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1401,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","category-weekly-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10032"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1401"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10032"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10037,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10032\/revisions\/10037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}