{"id":10038,"date":"2014-10-10T22:40:43","date_gmt":"2014-10-11T02:40:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10038"},"modified":"2014-10-10T23:16:30","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T03:16:30","slug":"poutine-machine-at-happy-little-elves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/poutine-machine-at-happy-little-elves\/","title":{"rendered":"Poutine Machine at Happy Little Elves"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_8917\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/P1010345.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8917\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/P1010345-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"Ladies and gentleman, Dr. Byron Clavicle.\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-8917\" height=\"224\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/P1010345-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/P1010345.jpg 767w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-8917\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ladies and gentleman, Dr. Byron Clavicle.<\/p><\/div><div id=\"attachment_9585\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/troll.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9585\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/troll-300x283.jpg\" alt=\"Rich, currently on his home computer writing the Rehabs\/Math preview that i asked him for. (oh, yeah, i meant to ask you to write that)\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9585\" height=\"283\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/troll-300x283.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/troll.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9585\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Rich, currently on his home computer writing the Rehabs\/Math preview that i asked him for. (oh, yeah, i meant to ask you to write that)<\/p><\/div><div id=\"attachment_8897\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Loser.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8897\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Loser-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"It's ok Marcus, don't cry, there's always next year.  (i wanted a photo of Jo-Ann to use for Poutine's photo, but i couldnt find one.  Then again, i didnt look very hard.)\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-8897\" height=\"300\" width=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Loser-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Loser.jpg 283w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-8897\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#8217;s ok Marcus, don&#8217;t cry, there&#8217;s always next year.<br \/>(i wanted a photo of Jo-Ann to use for Poutine&#8217;s photo, but i couldnt find one. Then again, i didnt look very hard.)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Here is the thing:\u00a0 elves are imaginary creatures.\u00a0 But, poutine is real (ALL TOO real).\u00a0 And everyone knows there is no limit to what an imagination can do.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, in conjunction with this logic: Elves win, 3-1. <\/p>\n<p>Oh, also, Chadwick scores one, as he has the hot hand lately.\u00a0 He scored his first goal of the season in the last game of the season, ya heard? (Of course you heard, because he won&#8217;t stop talking about it.)<br \/>Actually, Chadwick won&#8217;t even be at the game this week. (Dammit, that means it&#8217;s my turn to bring limes)<\/p>\n<p>Rich: How is this preview??\u00a0 haha.\u00a0 I was going to make it EVEN lazier, and even MORE obvious that i just wanted to get it over with, but then i wanted to give a shout out to Chadwick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is the thing:\u00a0 elves are imaginary creatures.\u00a0 But, poutine is real (ALL TOO real).\u00a0 And everyone knows there is no limit to what an imagination can do. Therefore, in conjunction with this logic: Elves win, 3-1. Oh, also, Chadwick scores one, as he has the hot hand lately.\u00a0 He scored his first goal of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1401,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10038"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1401"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10038"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10038\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10042,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10038\/revisions\/10042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}