{"id":10095,"date":"2014-10-15T23:06:14","date_gmt":"2014-10-16T03:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10095"},"modified":"2014-10-15T23:06:14","modified_gmt":"2014-10-16T03:06:14","slug":"another-non-elfmath-playoff-preview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/another-non-elfmath-playoff-preview\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Non-Elf\/Math Playoff Preview"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Denim Demons at La Famiglia<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The BTSH Universe will be presented with quite the dilemma this Sunday at 3 PM. Watch Math-Elves on the East Court, or give Demons-Famiglia on the West Court a look&#8230;oh who are we kidding, everyone is going to watch Math-Elves! But if Denis, Shafiq, Creamy, Lisa, Kamen, Coach, Lee, Christina, and countless others participate in a game that no one watches, does it even exist?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10096\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/P1020443.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10096\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/P1020443-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Sorry Jenna, but Ben will not be watching your game on Sunday.\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10096\" height=\"225\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/P1020443-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/P1020443-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/P1020443.jpg 1460w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10096\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sorry Jenna, but Ben will not be watching your game on Sunday.<\/p><\/div>Let&#8217;s assume it does, for a second, and do an old-fashioned tale-of-the-tape&#8230;<br \/>-The Demons beat the Elves early in the season, while La Famiglia split with the Elves over the summer. <em>Advantage:<\/em> <strong>DEMONS<\/strong><br \/>-Neither team played Math this season. <em>Advantage:<\/em> <strong>PUSH<\/strong><br \/>-La Famiglia has one former Math\/Elf on their roster. The Demons have none. <em>Advantage:<\/em> <strong>FAMIGLIA<\/strong><br \/>-Gil led the Elves with 18 goals. Jeff led the Demons with 16, while Denis led Famiglia with 12. <em>Advantage:<\/em> <strong>DEMONS<\/strong> <br \/>-Reffing&#8230;neither team came close to reffing as many games as Math or the Elves. <em>Advantage:<\/em> <strong>PUSH<\/strong><br \/>-Adam Rubens would totally buy a Math shirt. <em>Advantage:<\/em> <strong>DEMONS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Looks like we have to take the Demons in this one, 3-1.<br \/>Rich: Assuming that no one that hasn&#8217;t played on either the Elves or Math will score, that would mean the Tuques win 1-0 on Cruff&#8217;s goal. It would also mean Craig is somehow in net for the Demons since Jenna scores on Craig in the playoffs. This all seems very plausible so I&#8217;ll go with the Tuques, 1-0 on this one.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Denim Demons at La Famiglia The BTSH Universe will be presented with quite the dilemma this Sunday at 3 PM. Watch Math-Elves on the East Court, or give Demons-Famiglia on the West Court a look&#8230;oh who are we kidding, everyone is going to watch Math-Elves! But if Denis, Shafiq, Creamy, Lisa, Kamen, Coach, Lee, Christina, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[201,19,30,141,35,308],"class_list":["post-10095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-previews","tag-2014-season","tag-denim-demons","tag-happy-little-elves","tag-la-famiglia","tag-mathematics","tag-weekly-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10095"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10095"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10100,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10095\/revisions\/10100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}