{"id":10183,"date":"2014-11-03T23:58:22","date_gmt":"2014-11-04T04:58:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10183"},"modified":"2014-11-04T09:04:44","modified_gmt":"2014-11-04T14:04:44","slug":"last-3-stars-of-the-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/last-3-stars-of-the-season\/","title":{"rendered":"Last 3 Stars of the Season"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"What<\/a>

What the hell is this?!?!?<\/p><\/div>\n

OK, lets just get to the three stars, ok?<\/p>\n


*** Fuck You, Jamie<\/p>\n

\"What<\/a>

What the hell is going on here, can we get to the Championship Game???<\/p><\/div>\n

** Derk<\/p>\n

\"Before<\/a>

Before we get to the Championship Game…lets give a nod to our very own Authority member Derk.
Derk bet Cherie that if she beats him at SkeeT*Ball, she can rejoin Math. But if he wins, he is the 2014 Women’s Scoring Champ.
Derk showed her what’s up by getting an UnGodly 320 points. 190 ain’t bad Cherie, but not gonna cut it vs. a man of Derk’s stature.
Now onto the Big Game!<\/p><\/div>\n

* Richie Hero (Fuck You BTSH Universe)<\/p>\n

\"What?<\/a>

What? Did you mucilaginous troglodytes gelatinous tapeworms really think I’d go a whole season without giving myself the First Star?? This was happening regardless, however….
After a hat trick in the scrimmage, two assists, going 3-0 vs. Kathleen and beating the crap out of Diane and Julie in Skee*T*ball as well as beating Jenna and both Sams in arm wrestling, Fresh Kills can go to hell if they think they are stealing my glory.\u00a0
(drops mic)<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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