{"id":10203,"date":"2014-11-12T21:01:32","date_gmt":"2014-11-13T02:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10203"},"modified":"2014-11-12T21:01:32","modified_gmt":"2014-11-13T02:01:32","slug":"walker-rising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/walker-rising\/","title":{"rendered":"Walker Rising!"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Have<\/a>

Have you been to a BTSH event recently? If so, you’ve certainly seen JW Walker. He’s been everywhere.<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"For<\/a>

For years while Walker was on the Unicorns things were great. We didn’t know him, and he didn’t know us. He was…
The Lonely Unicorn<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"But<\/a>

But now he’s infiltrated not only our inner circle, but he’s going away on vacations with us.<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"He<\/a>

He even stole Ben Chadwick’s book, and Sam and my profile picture.<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"So<\/a>

So how did he do it? It appears much like Ronald Miller in the greatest non-Rocky movie of all time, “Can’t Buy Me Love” Walker paid off a hot chick $1,000 to be seen with her.
So who is this hot chick?<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"Well<\/a>

Well its Dr. Byron Clavicle of course.
Anyways, now that the charade is over, hopefully Walker can go back to being the Lonely Unicorn, and we will never see or hear from him again.
Happy Filler Friday on Wednesday peoples!<\/p><\/div>\n

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