{"id":10234,"date":"2014-12-24T23:48:32","date_gmt":"2014-12-25T04:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10234"},"modified":"2014-12-29T11:57:12","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T16:57:12","slug":"people-of-btsh-rebecca-norris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/people-of-btsh-rebecca-norris\/","title":{"rendered":"People of BTSH- Rebecca Norris!"},"content":{"rendered":"

So the next person in the People of BTSH is the lovely, beautiful, talented Rebecca Norris!<\/p>\n

\"The<\/a>

The check Tim sent me did not clear* which means I worked all season for free. And that means now you get tortured with Elves, wrestling, Norriss’es and Luisa pictures.<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"Obligatory<\/a>

Obligatory Luisa picture.<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"Also,<\/a>

Also, Rebecca is the only person to send me a Happy Holiday card so the rest of you are dead to me. (except Gil, Gil’s son, Gil’s Other Son, Luisa, Julie and Gabe).
Gabe just because I don’t want to piss him\u00a0off.<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"While<\/a>

While we remember Becks as being sweet and innocent, she has since graduated BTSH and is now a Warlord in Cambodia, recruiting little kids for her cause.
Her first victim? Aaron Friedman for no-goaling her 2nd favorite brother, Nathan.<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"Non-obligatory<\/a>

Non-obligatory Julie picture. I just put her in so I don’t get 5 emails from her telling me I’ve ruined the website.<\/p><\/div>\n

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*= Total lie.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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