{"id":10247,"date":"2015-01-09T19:21:35","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T00:21:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10247"},"modified":"2015-01-09T19:21:35","modified_gmt":"2015-01-10T00:21:35","slug":"punishment-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/punishment-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Punishment Post"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve told Tim I’m not returning in any capacity, but he has not accepted my resignation. I’ve committed various misdemeanors to Tim, but he will not report them to the cops because he doesn’t want me to leave.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Fine…then you all deserve this. Punishment Post time! Included are some of but not all of your least favorite people. However I did include a surprise popular person just because I’m not a monster.<\/p>\n

\"It<\/a>

It was either a picture of this or Rachel Greene. It was a unanimous vote of this.<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"Derk<\/a>

Derk and I.<\/p><\/div>

\"Creepy<\/a>

Here’s the popular person! Creepy picture I took of Jenna when she didn’t know I was around. But as her captain (at the time) she wasn’t allowed to complain. Why did she leave the Elves again??!?!?<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"Screw<\/a>

Screw Trevor.<\/p><\/div>\n

Sorry, no Julie or Norris today. Check back next week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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