{"id":10280,"date":"2015-01-21T12:19:01","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T17:19:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10280"},"modified":"2015-01-21T12:19:01","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T17:19:01","slug":"2015-btsh-royal-rumble-part-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2015-btsh-royal-rumble-part-3\/","title":{"rendered":"2015 BTSH Royal Rumble (Part 3)"},"content":{"rendered":"

***20th Entrant: Corey Winters, What The Puck***<\/p>\n

<\/strong>The crowd cannot believe it as Corey enters. All the fighting stops as the Most Respected Man in BTSH picks up the mic.\u00a0 He looks around sadly as his Canadian and American friends continue to bloody each other.\u00a0 The fighting stops, and Winters finally begins to speak, “I came here tonight, and I didn’t know what to expect.\u00a0 I seen a lot of people hate each other, and I didn’t know what to feel about that…\u00a0 In here, there were a bunch of guys killing each other, but I guess that’s better than 20 million. I guess what I’m trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!”\u00a0 The crowd bursts into applause as he finishes speaking.\u00a0 The fighters all have tears in their eyes and go in for a massive embrace in the middle of the ring.<\/p>\n

However, it is in this instant that Julie, Jenna, Cherie and Jenn all nod at each other and combine to throw Olivier out of the ring.\u00a0 Corey’s speech destroyed the Canadian movement and has given rise to a new, more powerful group: GIRL POWER!<\/p>\n

***Olivier Brassard has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Olivier's<\/a>

Olivier’s elimination is a dark moment for Canada…so sad, in fact, that Josh-Sadlier Brown flees from ringside openly weeping for his fallen brethren.\u00a0 Olivier meant the world to him, and he vows revenge on the ladies.<\/p><\/div>
***21st Entrant: Sarah Hobart, Fresh Kills***<\/strong><\/p>\n

With the ladies now seizing control, Hobart’s entrance comes at the perfect time.\u00a0 She immediately aligns herself with GIRL POWER, and the five ladies scan the ring for their next victim.\u00a0 Their eyes all land on Corey, who is now a man without a country.\u00a0 The Canadian faction is irate at him for indirectly getting Olivier eliminated, and no Americans will protect him either.\u00a0 But Corey won’t go down without a fight.\u00a0 He clenches his fists and prepares for a fight.\u00a0 The crowd is absolutely shocked.\u00a0 Will Corey actually hit someone?\u00a0 Will Corey hit a girl?!\u00a0 He looks to the fans for help.\u00a0 He knows he must defend himself, but he also knows that as the Face of BTSH, Corey Winters doesn’t solve his problems with violence.\u00a0 As the ladies close in, he turns his microphone back on and speaks, “Ladies, we’re all in this together.\u00a0 We don’t need to fight.\u00a0 We don’t need to finish this Royal Rumble to prove some kind of point.\u00a0 Let’s all walk out winners.”\u00a0 The ladies are overcome with emotion and agree.\u00a0 However, just as Corey is about to help the women out of the ring (in a chivalrous, but not sexist manner), Jenn grabs him from behind and tosses him out of the ring.\u00a0 The crowd boos her more loudly than before, but the damage is done.<\/p>\n

\"Caption<\/a>

Once again, the “Feel Good” Moment of the 2015 BTSH Royal Rumble is ruined by Jenn<\/p><\/div>\n

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***Corey Winters has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n


***22nd Entrant: Derek Tagliarino, Mathematics***<\/strong><\/p>\n

Seeing that the ladies have a clear advantage, Derek proceeds to the ring very slowly and cautiously.\u00a0 He purposely stalls by shaking hands with the fans, signing autographs, and taking selfies.\u00a0 After all, he is clearly a FAN FAVORITE!!!\u00a0 Derek finally makes it to ringside nearly 90 seconds after the buzzer went off for his entrance, but he still does not enter.\u00a0 As a firm believer in safety, he begins his usual pre-game stretching routine, which was taught to him by the legendary Adam Rubens<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, in the ring, GIRL POWER continues to dominate and have chosen the remaining Canadians (Jo-Ann, Gabe, and Eitel) as their next targets.<\/p>\n

***23rd Entrant: Sascha Puritz, LBS, Inc.***<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sascha enters the ring before Derek, who is now doing a light jog in place to loosen up his legs.\u00a0 She joins in with the other ladies in helping to get rid of the Canadians.\u00a0 In the mean time, Br\u00fcgger, Craig, and Jerome are duking it out in another corner of the ring, and Marisa has sequestered herself from all action, as she has been sobbing uncontrollably ever since “Dashing” Denis was eliminated several minutes ago.\u00a0 Sascha’s help gives GIRL POWER the extra boost it needs, and Jason is the next Canadian to be thrown out of the ring.<\/p>\n

***Jason Eitel has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n

***24th Entrant: Hector Melendez, Filthy Gorgeous***<\/strong><\/p>\n

$h0wT!m3 charges into the ring like an angry bull, hitting anything that moves.\u00a0 Jerome gets a series of jabs, Hobart eats a huge upper cut, and Gabe gets a super kick to the temple.\u00a0 This man has no allegiances, and no one can seem to stop him.\u00a0 Clothesline to Jenna, hip toss to Craig, shoulder block to Jo-Ann.\u00a0 There are bodies all over the ring.\u00a0 Pretty much everyone except for $h0wT!m3.\u00a0 And Derek, who now has his Beats By Dre on to properly psyche himself up for the match.<\/p>\n

\"Derek<\/a>

Derek is going to enter the ring any minute now. But first he has to go apple picking.<\/p><\/div>***25th Entrant: Adam Rubens, Denim Demons***<\/strong><\/p>\n

Much like his teammate Jenn, Rubens is taunted mercilessly by the fans as he walks down the aisle the ring.\u00a0 Will he be able to put a dent in his teammate’s GIRL POWER stable?<\/p>\n

\"girl<\/a>

So far, the girls are not impressed with their competition.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

***20th Entrant: Corey Winters, What The Puck*** The crowd cannot believe it as Corey enters. All the fighting stops as the Most Respected Man in BTSH picks up the mic.\u00a0 He looks around sadly as his Canadian and American friends continue to bloody each other.\u00a0 The fighting stops, and Winters finally begins to speak, “I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-10280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","tag-royal-rumble"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10280"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10280"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10329,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10280\/revisions\/10329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}