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<\/a><\/p>\nGAME OF THE WEEK<\/strong> <\/p>\n Mega Touch (0-1) vs. Filthy Gorgeous (1-0)<\/strong> LBS, Inc. (1-0) vs. Sky Fighters (1-0)<\/strong> What The Puck (1-0) vs. Tuques (0-1)<\/strong> Cobra Kai (0-1) vs. Fresh Kills (0-1)<\/strong> Mexican Standoff (0-1) vs. Mighty Squirrels (0-1)<\/strong> Dark Rainbows (0-1) vs. Happy Little Elves (0-1)<\/strong> Rehabs (1-0) vs. Gouging Anklebiters (1-0)<\/strong> Mathematics (0-1) vs. Unicorns (1-0)<\/strong> Media Records:<\/strong> It’s week 2 of the BTSH Survivor Pool. There are already two people eliminated. Here are the rest:<\/em><\/p>\n Ara Arnn (CK) – Mighty Squirrels Eliminated<\/strong> Jason Eitel Is Gunning For The Demons GAME OF THE WEEK Corlears Hookers (1-0) vs. Denim Demons (1-0) Location: Tompkins West, 2:00 PM All-Time Series: Tied 1-1 Game Notes: Although both of these bitter Rubens Division\u00a0rivals were victorious last week, they each earned their win in very different fashions.\u00a0 The Corlears Hookers coasted to a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[123,26,19,308],"class_list":["post-1037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-previews","tag-2009-season","tag-corlears-hookers","tag-denim-demons","tag-weekly-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1037"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1061,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1037\/revisions\/1061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nCorlears Hookers (1-0) vs. Denim Demons (1-0)<\/strong>
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 2:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Tied 1-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Although both of these bitter Rubens Division\u00a0rivals were victorious last week, they each earned their win in very different fashions.\u00a0 The Corlears Hookers coasted to a five goal victory against the Tuques Army, despite having only one substitute.\u00a0 Jason Eitel led the way with a hat trick, while the defense stymied the Tuques, holding them to only one goal.\u00a0 The Denim Demons had to scratch and claw their way past\u00a0a spunky Happy Little Elves team, despite being heavy favorites.\u00a0 Although they won the game in the end, the Demons actually trailed twice before scoring the game winning goal late in the second half.\u00a0 When the Demons and Hookers last met, the Fightin’ Rubens eked out a one goal victory in an extremely competitive and vicious game.\u00a0 The Hookers will look to avenge this loss on Sunday, giving them bragging rights until the next meeting on September 13.
\nKeys To The Game:<\/strong>
\n1. Hookers captain Peter “Purple Rain” Putka has been busy on the phone all week ensuring\u00a0he\u00a0will have more than one sub for\u00a0Sunday’s game.\u00a0 However, reports indicate that Putka has “misplaced” the contact information for Albert “Al” Huang.
\n2. Although the Denim Demons struggled against the Elves last week, they were also missing top talent Micael Holmstr\u00f6m.\u00a0 His expected return this week should strengthen an already stingy defense.
\n3. Demons player Zack Tinkelman has made it extremely clear that he’s planning to cheap shot any Hooker who scores a goal.\u00a0 Why else would he reference this<\/a> in an earlier comment?
\nEli’s Pick:<\/strong> Denim Demons.\u00a0 Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens must have a few tricks up his sleeve.
\nDerek’s Pick:<\/strong> Corlears Hookers.\u00a0 If they all show up, there is just too much raw talent to overcome.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 1:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous leads 3-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> After an entire offseason of working to rebrand its image, Mega Touch looked extremely Bad Touch-like in its season opener.\u00a0 Things will not get any easier as\u00a0Eric Devlin’s squad\u00a0faces a Filthy Gorgeous team that won its opener by five goals.
\nEli’s Pick:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous
\nDerek’s Pick:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous.\u00a0 This seems to be a consensus\u00a0pick in the Survivor Pool as well.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 1:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> LBS, Inc. leads 7-2
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Both teams had impressive starts to the season, with each notching seven goals on their opponents.\u00a0 The winner of this\u00a0matchup\u00a0will have the inside track to taking the Schloeder Division title.
\nEli’s Pick:<\/strong> LBS, Inc.
\nDerek’s Pick:<\/strong> LBS, Inc.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 2:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> What The Puck leads 8-0
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> The Tuques brain trust has been working feverishly to concoct a gameplan to counter What The Puck’s flawless attack.\u00a0 So far, the plan includes tricking\u00a0Pucks captain Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer into thinking the game has been cancelled.
\nEli’s Pick:<\/strong> What The Puck.\u00a0 Mad Dog is too smart for the old “Cancelled Game” trick.
\nDerek’s Pick:<\/strong> What The Puck.\u00a0 It’s tough to imagine anyone beating them right now.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 3:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Fresh Kills leads 4-0-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> This Rubens Division clash will feature two teams that were slow out of the gate.\u00a0 Are the defending champs already suffereing from a hangover?
\nEli’s Pick:<\/strong> Fresh Kills. No.
\nDerek’s Pick:<\/strong> Fresh Kills<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 3:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Mexican Standoff leads 3-2-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> The Mighty Squirrels enter this Schloeder Division matchup on a 12 game losing streak.\u00a0 Judging by Mexican Standoff’s performance last week, this would be an opportune time to end it.
\nEli’s Pick:<\/strong> Mighty Squirrels.\u00a0 They’re due.
\nDerek’s Pick:<\/strong> Mighty Squirrels.\u00a0 The Squirrels debut their new goalie this week, so we’ll see how he handles the pressure of a divisional game.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 4:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Dark Rainbows lead 1-0
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> This game will be the second leg of the triangular series among the Unicorns, Dark Rainbows, and Happy Little Elves for the pretigious (yet imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup.\u00a0 Although the Dark Rainbows have already been mathematically eliminated from winning it,\u00a0by virtue of their loss to the Unicorns last week, they can still spoil the Happy Little Elves’ chances.
\nEli’s Pick: <\/strong>Dark Rainbows
\nDerek’s Pick: <\/strong>Dark Rainbows.\u00a0 Kudos to the Elves for hanging with the Demons last week, but they’re not quite there yet.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 4:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Rehabs lead 7-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> After scoring his first BTSH goal against Fresh Kills last week, Rehabs rookie Sean “$howJu” McClain has already started trash talking for this week’s game.\u00a0 He boasts (not sic at all), “I would be quite worried if\u00a0I were you guys, because you’re gonna have yourselves a handful..plus you’re gonna get dizzy watching me and $howT!m3 running up and down the court with the ball while we’re playing tic-tac-toe with Villano.”
\nEli’s Pick:<\/strong> Rehabs.\u00a0 Circle gets the square.
\nDerek’s Pick:<\/strong> Rehabs<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 5:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Unicorns lead 3-0
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> A rare, non-beer related bet has been arranged between Mathematics captain Derek Tagliarino and Unicorns ambassador Craig “Ug” LaCombe for this Woodsworth Division tilt.\u00a0 The losing team will have to give the winning team an on-court massage at a yet to be scheduled date and time.<\/p>\n
\nEli:<\/strong> 7-0
\nDerek:<\/strong> 5-2<\/p>\nSurvivor Pool<\/h4>\n
\nCaroline Currie (FK) – LBS, Inc.
\nMeredith Danberg-Ficarelli (REH) – Filthy Gorgeous
\nPhil Donohue (GA) – Filthy Gorgeous
\nAlex Eben Meyer (MT) – Mighty Squirrels
\nRich Glanzer (HLE) – Filthy Gorgeous
\nRachel Greene (MSQ) – Dark Rainbows
\nCraig LaCombe (UNI) – Filthy Gorgeous
\nAbigail Meisterman (DD) – Filthy Gorgeous
\nHector Melendez (REH) – Filthy Gorgeous
\nEnayet Rasul (CK) – Rehabs
\nSean Reynolds (DR) – Unicorns
\nAdam Rubens (DD) – Filthy Gorgeous
\nJosh Sadlier-Brown (CH) – Fresh Kills
\nMatt Spedalari (TUQ) – Filthy Gorgeous
\nJames Stein (SKY) – Dark Rainbows
\nCorey Winters (WTP) – Unicorns
\nLarry Zimmer (WTP) – Filthy Gorgeous<\/p>\n
\nAndy Pratt (MATH) – Week 1
\nMonica Russo (FG) – Week 1<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"