{"id":10371,"date":"2015-01-26T12:40:29","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T17:40:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10371"},"modified":"2015-01-26T12:44:08","modified_gmt":"2015-01-26T17:44:08","slug":"2015-btsh-royal-rumble-part-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2015-btsh-royal-rumble-part-6\/","title":{"rendered":"2015 BTSH Royal Rumble (Part 6)"},"content":{"rendered":"

As a recap, the following competitors are still in the ring*: Jonathan Br\u00fcgger, Marisa Cohen, Jennifer Popack, Julie Katz, Jenna Cruff, Sascha Puritz, Adam Rubens, \u201cJohn\u201d Sena, Sam Norris, Dani Rylan, and Rachel Nabatz.<\/p>\n

*Luisa was briefly in the ring to help eliminate Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos, but since she is not an official entrant, referee Aaron Friedman forced her to exit the ring area.<\/p>\n

<\/em>***35th Entrant: Jerry Chavez, Gut Rot***<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Caption for Jerry<\/p><\/div>Jerry receives a warm ovation from the fans as he runs down to the ring.\u00a0 He immediately starts to go after some of the former GPGs, just in case they develop any notions of reforming.\u00a0 The strategy pays off, as he is able to take advantage of being the fresh man and disposes of Sascha rather quickly.<\/p>\n

***Sascha Puritz has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jerry continues to clean house and is beginning to look like the new favorite to take this thing.\u00a0 However, he then eyes Br\u00fcgger, who has been in the Rumble since it started.\u00a0 Clearly, to have a chance at winning, Jerry is going to have to go through Br\u00fcgger.\u00a0 The two stand face to face in an epic stare down.\u00a0 Jerry shoves Br\u00fcgger, who nearly tumbles backwards over the rope.\u00a0 Jerry continues to push him, and Br\u00fcgger is now over the top rope standing on the ring apron.\u00a0 One more good shove, and the man who’s been in this the longest will be history.\u00a0 At that moment, Springsteen’s “Born to Run” starts playing over the loudspeaker.\u00a0 Who could this be?<\/p>\n

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Completely wrong album, but it’s not like we need much of an excuse to post this picture anyway.<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

***36th Entrant: Richard Glanzer, Happy Little Elves***<\/strong><\/p>\n

My God!\u00a0 That’s Rich Glanzer’s music!\u00a0 Richie sprints down to the ring (at 2 mph) and immediately starts pummeling Jerry from behind.\u00a0 This gives Br\u00fcgger the opening he needs to jump back in the ring.\u00a0 The two Elves continue their assault on Jerry, until Glanzer takes Jerry up in a fireman’s carry and starts squatting with him.\u00a0 What strength!\u00a0 A display of power like that can only come from Crossfit.\u00a0 And Glanzer makes sure everyone knows about it by posting a video on Instagram and updating his Facebook status.\u00a0 His ego may cost him, however, as this gives enough time for the next competitor to come out.<\/p>\n

***37th Entrant: Heather Aspegren, Gut Rot***<\/strong><\/p>\n

Heather, who apparently has no qualms about playing dirty, punches Richie right in the testicles.\u00a0 He goes down in pain, dropping Jerry to the mat in the process.\u00a0 Heather now stands face to face with Br\u00fcgger and is looking to do the same thing.\u00a0 He has none of it, however, and the two tie up.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, across the ring, #TeamDerk (Dani and Rachel) are facing off against the two Demons, Jenn and Rubens.\u00a0 #TeamDerk pushes past Jenn, grabs Rubens, and has him in immediate danger.\u00a0 With Rubens, lying precariously on the top rope, Jenn recovers and comes running over.\u00a0 However, as Rubens extends his hand to be helped back in the ring, Jenn points to herself, and says, “Look at me.\u00a0 I am the captain now.”\u00a0 With that, she kicks Rubens off the ropes and down to the arena floor.<\/p>\n

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***Adam Rubens has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n

***38th Entrant: Suz, Tompkins Square Riots***<\/strong><\/p>\n

Suz comes running down to the ring in a banana costume, and the crowd is going nuts!\u00a0 How hilarious!\u00a0 It doesn’t get any funnier than this!<\/p>\n

\"This<\/a>

This fan, in particular, loves it.<\/p><\/div>She jumps in the ring, screams to everyone, \u201cI\u2019M OPEN!! I\u2019M OPEN!\u201d No, she’s not. Sena is standing right next to her.\u00a0 Sena throws Suz out of the ring.\u00a0 Elapsed time: two seconds.<\/p>\n

***Suz has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n

Back across the ring, the Gut Rot-Elves feud continues, as Br\u00fcgger and Richie battle it out with Heather and Jerry.\u00a0 All four start fighting near the ropes, and it seems like any one of them may go over at some point.\u00a0 But wait a minute, everyone forgot about Jenna, who’s still wearing her Elves shirt.\u00a0 She runs over to help her former teammates.\u00a0 She looks to the crowd for answers, and even though the fans have begun a massive “Jer-ry!\u00a0 Jer-ry!” chant, she provides the extra boost to throw him out.<\/p>\n

***Jerry Chavez has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n

Richie looks at her like a proud father.\u00a0 He tells Jenna, “You finally covered the point.”\u00a0 Ben Chadwick doesn’t understand. Jenna and Rich hug it out.<\/p>\n

***39th Entrant: Tiffany Hagge, Corlears Hookers***<\/strong><\/p>\n

As Tiffany enters the ring.\u00a0 Sam and Marisa have finally finished their picnic, which infuriates Julie, who never got any potato salad.\u00a0 She starts yelling at the two of them, telling them how selfish they are.\u00a0 With that, Sam and Marisa look at each other and then give Julie a huge double clothesline.\u00a0 (Marisa starts to reconsider putting Sam in the Friend Zone.) <\/p>\n

Tiffany sees this and starts yelling at Sam and Marisa for not respecting the league’s female captains.\u00a0 She helps Julie up, and the four all battle it out in a corner.<\/p>\n

***40th Entrant: Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher, Filthy Gorgeous***<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Foot jumps in the ring and immediately gets into a scuffle with Sena.\u00a0 As the two battle it out, Schuie is able to give her a quick punch to the gut that doubles her over in pain.\u00a0 He then breaks out his secret weapon…he bounces off the ropes and slams his new TITANIUM HIP into her head.\u00a0 Sena is out cold.\u00a0 Schuie tosses her out to finish the elimination.<\/p>\n

***Sena has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Elves coalition has been working on Heather this entire time, but she has been fortunate enough to hang onto the ropes until this point.\u00a0 However, Br\u00fcgger finally rips her off and is just about to throw her over the rope, when #TeamDerk appears!\u00a0 Dani and Rachel make the save and start pounding away on the Elves.\u00a0 Br\u00fcgger was responsible for Derk’s elimination, and Dani and Rachel have vowed vengeance on him and the other Elves.\u00a0 The two give Br\u00fcgger a double thumb to the eye, which leaves him writhing on the mat.\u00a0 Rachel then goes to work on Richie and Dani on Jenna.\u00a0 With Dani and Jenna both leaning precariously against the ropes, it looks like one might over.\u00a0 Then, out of nowhere, Julie runs across the ring and topples them both over together.<\/p>\n

***Jenna Cruff has been eliminated***<\/strong>
***Dani Rylan has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n

***41st Entrant: Rebecca Norris, Mathematics***<\/strong><\/p>\n

Becky enters the ring as the last entry in the Rumble.\u00a0 Remaining in the ring are Br\u00fcgger, Marisa, Jenn, Julie, Sam, Rachel, Richie, Tiffany, Schuie, and Becky.\u00a0 Who will win?\u00a0 Check out the post tomorrow to find out!<\/p>\n

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