{"id":10377,"date":"2015-01-27T11:34:57","date_gmt":"2015-01-27T16:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10377"},"modified":"2015-01-27T11:37:54","modified_gmt":"2015-01-27T16:37:54","slug":"2015-btsh-battle-royal-part-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2015-btsh-battle-royal-part-7\/","title":{"rendered":"2015 BTSH Battle Royal (Part 7)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>***41st Entrant: Rebecca Norris, Mathematics***<br \/>\u00a0<br \/><\/strong>The huge TitanTron isn&#8217;t playing Rebecca Norris&#8217; music. It&#8217;s playing this video:<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/L9NBU-ReQ7k\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><br \/>Rebecca is walking very slowly to the ring and says, &#8220;Rich Glanzer&#8230;for the past year, you&#8217;ve been bragging about beating me in arm-wrestling. I left the country in a ruse to help underprivileged children<strong>,<\/strong> but what I&#8217;ve really been doing is <strong>P90x!<\/p>\n<p><\/strong><div id=\"attachment_10385\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/P90X-Workout-Schedule.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/P90X-Workout-Schedule-300x174.jpg\" alt=\"P90X is harder than Crossfit!\" class=\"wp-image-10385 size-medium\" height=\"174\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/P90X-Workout-Schedule-300x174.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/P90X-Workout-Schedule.jpg 635w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10385\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">P90X is harder than Crossfit!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10415\" style=\"width: 360px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Becky1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10415\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Becky1.jpg\" class=\"wp-image-10415\" height=\"215\" width=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Becky1.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Becky1-300x184.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10415\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Becky then flexes with her meanest grimace to show Glanzer she means business.<\/p><\/div><strong><br \/><\/strong>Noticing Glanzer is distracted, Marisa, Jenn, Julie, Sam, and Rachel all go to attack him, but Br\u00fcgger fends them off.<strong><strong> <\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/strong>While Glanzer has a friend on the inside, he also has one on the outside, as he calls in one of his disciples to dispose of Becky before she hits the ring. But who is it?<strong><strong><\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10387\" style=\"width: 240px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Elly-Rebecca.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10387\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Elly-Rebecca-230x300.png\" alt=\"ITS ELLY!!!! Elly is on Glanzer's payroll! But Becky pushes him away and Elly is down. Rebecca is coming to the ring for vengeance! \" class=\"wp-image-10387 size-medium\" height=\"300\" width=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Elly-Rebecca-230x300.png 230w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Elly-Rebecca.png 721w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 230px) 100vw, 230px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10387\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">ITS ELLY!!!! Elly\u00a0has chosen The Authority over Math.\u00a0But Becky pushes him away and Elly is down. Rebecca is coming to the ring for vengeance!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>Rebecca is now in the ring, and she&#8217;s here for one thing, and that&#8217;s to eliminate Glanzer. She stares at Glanzer who is strategically standing behind Br\u00fcgger. She confidently walks towards the pair, but she&#8217;s not walking alone! Julie comes up to her and says it\u00a0looks like you can use a friend. Becky chucks Julie\u00a0out of the ring.<\/p>\n<p><strong>***Julie has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><strong><\/strong><\/strong>Glanzer doesn&#8217;t want to be outdone, so he grabs\u00a0Popack, who was giving Tiffany her autograph, because Tiffany collects all BTSH female captains&#8217; autographs. Rich kisses Jenn\u00a0on the cheek and says, &#8220;It&#8217;s you, not me&#8221; and throws her out of the ring.<strong><strong> <\/p>\n<p>***Jenn Popack has been eliminated***<\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/strong>Schuie looks on disgusted by the lack of sportsmanship and has lost some of his shirt for some reason. He stares at Becky, stares at Glanzer, and picks up the mic, which has been used far more often in this Royal Rumble than any other Royal Rumble before.<strong><strong><\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/strong><div id=\"attachment_10184\" style=\"width: 262px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Schuie-stomach.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10184\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Schuie-stomach-252x300.jpg\" alt=\"Glanzer, you and your over-competitiveness has ruined this league! I remember when it was me, Randy, Ellery, SB, and Romeo. We never even kept score!\" class=\"wp-image-10184 size-medium\" height=\"300\" width=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Schuie-stomach-252x300.jpg 252w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Schuie-stomach.jpg 703w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 252px) 100vw, 252px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10184\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Glanzer, you and your over-competitiveness have ruined this league! And now you&#8217;ve ruined Becky Norris. I remember when we never even kept score! It was me, Randy, Ellery, SB, Romeo&#8230;&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>All of the sudden, the lights go out, and music blares from the TitanTron. Oh no, Schuie! What did you do?!?<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10389\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Romeo-begging.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10389\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Romeo-begging-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"Did someone say my name? Hi, my name is Anthony Romeo. And my husband Dom and I would like to ask you a question. Do you like love? Because if you do, it is Giving Tuesday and we would really appreci...\" class=\"wp-image-10389 size-medium\" height=\"169\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Romeo-begging-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Romeo-begging.jpg 950w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10389\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Not Romeo!!!! &#8220;Did someone say my name? Hi, my name is Anthony Romeo. And my husband, Dom, and I would like to ask you a question. Do you like love? Because if you do, it is Giving Tuesday, and we would really appreci&#8230;&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Shaun deLacy takes the plug out of the TitanTron.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_5967.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/IMG_5967.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_5967\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-10416\" height=\"365\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/><strong>***Anthony Romeo, Dominic, and Romeo&#8217;s Future Baby (who will undoubtedly grow up with two loving fathers, but won&#8217;t quite understand one of his daddies&#8217; Martin Brodeur infatuation) have\u00a0all been eliminated.***<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Schuie tries to keep talking, but the mic has been cut off. Glanzer and Becky decide on a three second truce, and every participant left picks up Schuie and sends him over the top rope.<strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>***Schuie has been eliminated***<\/p>\n<p><\/strong>Rachel tells Tiffany, &#8220;Girl captains are overrated. I&#8217;d rather have Derk&#8221; and chucks out Tiffany.<strong><\/p>\n<p>***Tiffany has been eliminated***<\/p>\n<p><\/strong>Br\u00fcgger\u00a0tells Rachel, I told Derk, and I&#8217;m telling you, its all about RichieHero! And throws out Rachel.\u00a0<strong><\/p>\n<p>***Rachel has been eliminated***<\/p>\n<p><\/strong>Br\u00fcgger\u00a0stands in front of Glanzer. Sam stands in front of Becky. Marisa wants to know if Romeo is single.<strong> <\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10412\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/003.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10412\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/003-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Brugger will never let anything happen to his captain. Or betray him...\" class=\"wp-image-10412 size-medium\" height=\"225\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/003-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/003-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10412\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Brugger will never let anything happen to his captain&#8230;or betray him&#8230;<\/p><\/div><strong>Tune in tomorrow for the finale!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>***41st Entrant: Rebecca Norris, Mathematics***\u00a0The huge TitanTron isn&#8217;t playing Rebecca Norris&#8217; music. It&#8217;s playing this video: Rebecca is walking very slowly to the ring and says, &#8220;Rich Glanzer&#8230;for the past year, you&#8217;ve been bragging about beating me in arm-wrestling. I left the country in a ruse to help underprivileged children, but what I&#8217;ve really been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":692,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-10377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","tag-royal-rumble"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10377"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/692"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10377"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10421,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10377\/revisions\/10421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}