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<\/a>Gilligan is in there somewhere, making sure things are on the up and up.<\/p><\/div>\n
With that, the competitors all clash.\u00a0 Heather is fuming that Richie looked past her and goes right to work, pounding him with double axe handles and haymakers.\u00a0 However, Richie recovers with a well-timed thumb to Heather’s eye.\u00a0 With Heather temporarily blinded, Richie takes the offensive and begins to throw some jabs.\u00a0 This is it.\u00a0 The girl whom Richie forgot…is going to be eliminated by Richie anyway.\u00a0 He gets her near the ropes and throws her legs over.\u00a0 She’s on the ring apron.\u00a0 However, as she’s about to fall she grabs Richie’s shirt and brings him over the top on to the apron with her.\u00a0 The two are exchanging punches.\u00a0 Then finally, Heather lands the big one.\u00a0 Richie’s teetering!\u00a0 He’s going to fall!\u00a0 He does!\u00a0 But wait, Br\u00fcgger sees his captain plummeting towards the floor and dives over the top rope to save his captain.\u00a0 Richie lands on Br\u00fcgger and is able to slide back into the ring before his feet hit, but Br\u00fcgger isn’t so fortunate.\u00a0 His captain is safe, but but he’s gone.<\/p>\n
<\/a>Richie’s feet never touched the floor!\u00a0 Brugger’s did.<\/p><\/div>\n
***Jonathan Br\u00fcgger has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n Becky is furious with Heather for trying to eliminate Glanzer, as that is why she left Cambodia.\u00a0 It needs to be Becky who takes out Richie, no one else.\u00a0 With Heather still outside on the ring apron, Becky lands a huge punch she learned from doing P90X: Kenpo and sends Heather flying to the floor.<\/p>\n ***Heather Aspegren has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n As Becky taunts Heather, Glanzer tries to get a cheap elimination by throwing out Becky while her back is turned, but Sam interferes. Becky, now seething, runs at Glanzer and starts pummeling him. Meanwhile, Marisa and Sam square off…awkwardly.\u00a0 Ever since Marisa openly wondered about Romeo’s relationship status, things have gotten a little weird between her and Sam.<\/p>\n Glanzer and Becky battle evenly for eight minutes, but then Glanzer starts to tire. It turns out many CrossFit workouts are only eight minutes but P90X lasts for 90 minutes! Can Glanzer survive the next 82 minutes?<\/p>\n Richie looks pretty winded after eight minutes of fighting Becky.<\/p><\/div>\n <\/p>\n He can’t.\u00a0 With Glanzer bent over, panting heavily, Becky picks Glanzer up over her head.\u00a0 She says, “This is going to taste delicious” and tosses Glanzer out on to the cold concrete floor.<\/p>\n ***Rich Glanzer has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n Sam and Marissa had strategically stopped fighting and were watching the show. Becky jumps into her brothers arms. She is crying and says, “I’ve been wanting to do this for more than a year. This is the best moment of my life.”\u00a0 <\/p>\n Sam throws Becky over the top rope and replies, “And I’ve been wanting to do this ever since you stole my teddy bear when I was three!”\u00a0 She lands next to Glanzer.\u00a0 It seems like the two of them might embrace, since they are both eliminated.\u00a0 Instead, they continue to go at it outside of the ring.\u00a0 It takes both Alex Eben Meyer and Aaron Friedman to keep them apart, or they might just kill each other.<\/p>\n ***Becky Norris has been eliminated***<\/strong><\/p>\n There are now just two left in the ring: Sam and Marisa.\u00a0 Sam is clearly the stronger of the two, but Marisa is feisty.\u00a0 They lock up, and Sam easily gains the early advantage.\u00a0 He shoves Marisa into a corner and begins to pull her legs over the top rope.\u00a0 One leg is over, then the other.\u00a0 Marisa is now standing on the ring apron.\u00a0 One good shove from Sam should knock her off.\u00a0 However, before he can throw a roundhouse, Marisa grabs hold of Sam and hoists him up for a suplex.\u00a0 He’s vertical above her head!\u00a0 Can Marisa drop him backward?\u00a0 No, Sam wiggles his way back to the ring mat.\u00a0 He head butts Marisa to stun her.\u00a0 After eight long days and nights…and years of frustration for all Mathematics fans, Sam is inches away from glory. He looks out to the crowd and superkicks Marisa to the floor.<\/p>\n AND IT’S OVER!!!\u00a0 Marisa is out of the ring, and Sam Norris has won the 2015 BTSH Royal Rumble!\u00a0 The crowd is going nuts, and the Mathematics (even turncoat Elly) swarm the ring to lift Sam up on to their shoulders in celebration.\u00a0 This may be the biggest moment in Mathematics history.\u00a0 All of the fans are cheering their asses off.<\/p>\n<\/a>