{"id":10608,"date":"2015-04-23T13:11:45","date_gmt":"2015-04-23T17:11:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10608"},"modified":"2015-04-23T13:11:45","modified_gmt":"2015-04-23T17:11:45","slug":"3-stars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/3-stars\/","title":{"rendered":"3 Stars"},"content":{"rendered":"

But first\u2014Please Sign up for the Rose Charities Tournament this Saturday before you can access the 3 Stars of the week.\u00a0 This is the honor system; you can access the 3 Stars without signing up, but then you\u2019ll have to live with how you failed BTSH rule #1–Don\u2019t be a dick–Sign up today!<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/btsh-related\/annual-rose-charities-tournament\/<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Rose<\/a><\/p>\n

Have you been being spammed by this tourney?! \u00a0We hope so, and hope to see you there! \u00a0But, now onto the content you came here for…<\/p>\n

This week on 3 Stars, Sarah Moore captures the highly coveted and only-possible-at-the-beginning-of-the-season, ACE of Pace award!\u00a0 You just have to tell Ace you won the award, and maybe they\u2019ll give you a free High Life.\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure if they have ever heard of this award, yet…<\/p>\n

\"Sarah<\/a>
In the past two weeks, she\u2019s potted more goals than I think everyone, guys included, and is tied with Ryan G on Instant Karma (I know, Rich, Derek, and Eli, shootout goals don\u2019t count\u2014but when they win you the game\u2014they count more than any other goal in my book (except those goals that aren\u2019t in shootouts that still win you the game))<\/p>\n

2nd Star:\u00a0The Demons<\/p>\n

Oftentimes the Demons don\u2019t get much press, other than Jen\u2019s own FB posts, which some, if not all, would call self-promotion.\u00a0 But, when you take down the 2014 PBR Cup champs–you\u2019re going to get a star and a little publicity. And, when I say “take down the 2014 PBR Cup champs,” I mean you shadowed Gabe the whole game.\u00a0 Nice work, Demons!<\/p>\n

\"Demons'<\/a>
3rd Star:\u00a0Rich Glanzer<\/p>\n

Few people know this, but you don\u2019t actually have to be at a game on Sunday to become a star. \u00a0BTSH is all about what you do on the court AND off the court. \u00a0While most of you don’t ever want to know what Rich does off the court nightly from 1:05am to 1:05:28am (and sometimes makes it an extra 4 seconds to 1:05:32am), this time is worth it. While away, Rich did more than talk to tranny strippers in Las Vegas. Rich lived up to his name for the first time and made a bunch of monaayyyy while also starting his modeling career for charitable organizations!!!<\/p>\n

Here is the only money shot Rich has ever had:<\/p>\n

\"Rich's<\/a><\/p>\n

Who wouldn\u2019t want to donate after feeling so bad about the person in the photo?!\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"Model<\/a><\/p>\n

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But first\u2014Please Sign up for the Rose Charities Tournament this Saturday before you can access the 3 Stars of the week.\u00a0 This is the honor system; you can access the 3 Stars without signing up, but then you\u2019ll have to live with how you failed BTSH rule #1–Don\u2019t be a dick–Sign up today! http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/btsh-related\/annual-rose-charities-tournament\/ Have […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1636,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10608"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1636"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10608"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10613,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10608\/revisions\/10613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}