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<\/a><\/p>\nThe Alpha Male Isn’t Going To Like This One…<\/strong> <\/p>\n And That’s Why He’s The Foot<\/strong> Corrections<\/strong> Know Your Neighbor<\/strong><\/p>\n Name: <\/strong>Jason Eitel Prepare For A White Out The Alpha Male Isn’t Going To Like This One… Yet another new team uniform was unveiled last Sunday, as Mexican Standoff debuted a hot new look for 2009. In the team’s continuing quest to go incognito this season, Peaches and his crew have toned down the team’s shirt to a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[123,95,26,24,42],"class_list":["post-1065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2009-season","tag-alpha-male","tag-corlears-hookers","tag-mexican-standoff","tag-news-and-notes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1065"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1082,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions\/1082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYet another new team uniform was unveiled last Sunday, as Mexican Standoff debuted a hot new look for 2009. In the team’s continuing quest to go incognito this season, Peaches and his crew have toned down the team’s shirt to a very plain white, with a small, modest logo. In addition, the jerseys no longer have player nicknames on the back, as Standoff has gone the New England Patriots route by choosing to highlight the team over individuality. When reached for comment, LBS, Inc. loud mouth “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin was once again<\/a> not happy with another team adopting white as its primary color.<\/p>\n
\nFor those league members lucky enough to be at Tompkins at the start of Sunday’s schedule, something was clearly\u00a0amiss. Perhaps it was the four nets set up on the western court, or perhaps it was the hockey players wearing roller blades. Either way, with a pickup game of roller hockey underway as BTSH was ready to start the day, league officials Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg and Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher were forced to flex some muscle. Although Olmec and The Foot eventually stomped out the problem, the reluctance of the roller bladers to leave caused a delay of nearly thirty minutes in the BTSH schedule (as opposed to the standard twenty minute delay).<\/p>\n
\nIn a startling turn of events, captain Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer has rescinded his offer to Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka to join What The Puck. Apparently, talks broke down when Cejka refused to join Zimmer’s fantasy baseball league. However, the media has obtained this list<\/a> of several of Zimmer’s\u00a0future targets.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
\nTeam: <\/strong>Corlears Hookers
\nNickname:<\/strong> None
\nSuggested Nickname: <\/strong>The Eitel Tower
\nRejected Nicknames: <\/strong>Dr. J, J-Dawg, The Purple Package, Fuschia Rain
\nOrigin:<\/strong> West Springfield, MA
\nCollege: <\/strong>Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute (NERD!!!)
\nEarly Aspirations: <\/strong>To make a lot of money and overcome his fear of heights (not necessarily in that order)
\nHero:<\/strong> Meatball Parmesan
\nReason to Love Him: <\/strong>Despite being a Bruins fan, he is willing to wear the Canadiens’ logo for the good of his BTSH team.
\nReason to Hate Him:<\/strong> Nope, can’t think of any…
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> He led\u00a0Springfield’s own\u00a0Kwik-E-Mart Gougers in goals in 1994.
\nFavorite Things: <\/strong>Fall foliage, shag carpeting, honesty, The Eastern States Exposition<\/a>
\nFavorite Political Party:<\/strong> Bullmoose<\/a>
\nLeast Favorite Things:<\/strong> Connecticut, anchovies, dishonesty, Denim Demons
\nBest Known For: <\/strong>Being the Corlears Hookers’ most marketable player
\nHockey Comparison: <\/strong>Bill Guerin
\nNon-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> Greg Kinnear?<\/a>
\n<\/span><\/em>Things the Media Will Continue to Overhype about Him:<\/strong> His teammate Dutch
\nDown the Road: <\/strong>After an extremely successful career in BTSH, Jason returns to his home state of Massachusetts to run for the state House of Representatives.\u00a0 Ironically, he chooses a Denim Demon, “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau, as his campaign manager.\u00a0 Despite overwhelming support from his district and a brilliant campaign strategy from Dandeneau, he loses by just a handful of votes to another Bay State native (and former BTSHer), Eric Devlin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"