{"id":10726,"date":"2015-05-27T13:14:42","date_gmt":"2015-05-27T17:14:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10726"},"modified":"2015-05-27T13:14:42","modified_gmt":"2015-05-27T17:14:42","slug":"week-6-preview-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-6-preview-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 6 Preview"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who wants some previews?!?! I know $h0wt!m3, Julie and I think Alex does. The rest can stop reading.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10727\" style=\"width: 241px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Ali-Frazier.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10727\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Ali-Frazier-231x300.jpg\" alt=\"Everyone loves a championship rematch!\" width=\"231\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10727\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Ali-Frazier-231x300.jpg 231w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Ali-Frazier.jpg 597w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 231px) 100vw, 231px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10727\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Everyone loves a championship rematch!<\/p><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>Game of the Week<br \/>Fresh Kills vs. Math<\/p>\n<p>The rematch of the alleged\/supposed\/shouldabeen 2014 BTSH Championship Game takes place at 4:30 over in the East Court. Math is sorta like the Rangers, a lot of really good players but no real superstar. But the sum of their parts is better than the individual, or something. I don&#8217;t know, but I guess what I&#8217;m trying to say is those talentless bastards play really well together.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Fresh Kills is like Fresh Kills. Hey, when you win all those championships you don&#8217;t get compared to anybody, they get compared to you.<\/p>\n<p>Prediction: Sam Norris is in net. Zach says he&#8217;s pretty decent. Zach is a fucking liar. FK 6 Math 2. (Math also always plays their worst game against FK, though I think that would have changed had their regular goalie been in)<\/p>\n<p>Poutine at Elves<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10728\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/bad-hockey.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10728\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/bad-hockey-300x178.jpg\" alt=\"One team is 0-5 and the other is 1-4. The Elves eliminated Poutine last season so they will be out for revenge.  However the Elves have zero wins so they will be out for revenge as well.\" width=\"300\" height=\"178\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10728\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/bad-hockey-300x178.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/bad-hockey.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10728\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">One team is 0-5 and the other is 1-4. The Elves eliminated Poutine last season so they will be out for revenge.<br \/>However the Elves have zero wins so they will be out for revenge as well.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Prediction: What am I going to pick against my own team? (If we play Fresh Kills, yes) I&#8217;ll go with Steve standing on his head (though like Elly said he really should stand on his feet). Elves 3-1 over Poutine. Just to be clear, this is not a guarantee!<\/p>\n<p>Butchers at Gremlins<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10185\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Jamie-Naked-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10185\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Jamie-Naked-2-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"Sexy Jamie won't have to play in 5 games prior to this one. \" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Jamie-Naked-2-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Jamie-Naked-2-1024x578.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Jamie-Naked-2.jpg 1401w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10185\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sexy Jamie won&#8217;t have to play in 5 games prior to this one.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Prediction: A mild upset. Gremlins 2-1 over Butchers. Jeff doesn&#8217;t score.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Hookers at Demons<\/p>\n<p>Prediction: I typically pick the Demons bc of attendance when they play the Hooks. But not this time. I think the Hookers will come to play and win 3-1.<\/p>\n<p>Sky Fighters at Riots:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10729\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/bipolardepression.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10729\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/bipolardepression-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"Bipolar Sky Fighters\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10729\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/bipolardepression-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/bipolardepression.jpg 326w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10729\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bipolar Sky Fighters<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\u00a0Has anyone noticed the Riots record? Take a look before you play them. Meanwhile, the Sky Fighters suck again. Seriously wtf with you guys? Lets take a brief tour down Sky Fighter Memory Lane. You suck, you&#8217;re good, your champions, you&#8217;re still really good, you&#8217;re just ok, you suck, you really suck, you are really good and now you suck again. <\/p>\n<p>Prediction: They will be good this week. 4-0 shutout.<\/p>\n<p>Ankle Biters vs. Instant Karma<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_10730\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20dol2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10730\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20dol2-300x129.jpg\" alt=\"Ben Chadtrick\" width=\"300\" height=\"129\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20dol2-300x129.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/20dol2-1024x439.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10730\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ben Chadtrick<\/p><\/div>\n<p>\u00a0Ben left the Elves to make more $20&#8217;s and win a championship. He looks like more of a genius than he already is. The Anklebiters are having issues scoring. Only 9 goals in 5 games. Craig sucks.<br \/>Prediction: OT, Anklebiters win 2-1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who wants some previews?!?! I know $h0wt!m3, Julie and I think Alex does. 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