{"id":10822,"date":"2015-06-23T00:26:40","date_gmt":"2015-06-23T04:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10822"},"modified":"2015-06-23T00:26:40","modified_gmt":"2015-06-23T04:26:40","slug":"womens-summer-hockey-league-at-chelsea-piers-registration-ends-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/womens-summer-hockey-league-at-chelsea-piers-registration-ends-soon\/","title":{"rendered":"Women&#8217;s Summer Hockey League at Chelsea Piers&#8211;Registration Ends Soon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Auditions, Auditions, Auditions!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=omncM4ylAKI\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=omncM4ylAKI<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have you ever wondered what you have in common with Gil from the Elves?! \u00a0It&#8217;s probably not scoring nonstop, but it likely is auditioning for the first 3 spots to be Chelsea Piers\u2019 male snow bunnies for the <a href=\"http:\/\/athleteson.ly\/womens-league-signup.html\" target=\"_blank\">Women\u2019s Summer Hockey League at Chelsea Piers<\/a>! <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Gil-Gif.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Gil-Gif.gif\" alt=\"Gil Gif\" width=\"608\" height=\"810\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10824\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now, you\u2019re probably asking yourself, who is going to play in this league? Well, you have two options, if you\u2019re a guy, audition to be a snow bunny. Auditions take place in the last stall of the Tompkins Square Bathroom and usually last about 30-45 seconds depending on the judge\u2014Derek advises undergarment creativity. <\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re a girl, you have two options: 1) you like hockey and want to play for love of the sport, but are a bit rusty or still developing your game\u2014join the B\/C league; 2) you\u2019re good at hockey, played a high level for a good part of your life, and aspire to one day be on the Mathematics\u2014join the A Division.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/athleteson.ly\/2015CPWomensRegistration.html\" target=\"_blank\">Click here to officially register and pay for some awesome summer hockey nights (with Rich Glanzer likely watching you from the dark corner of the rink)!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Are you surprised by all these men wanting to cheer on these ladies? You shouldn\u2019t be\u2014despite BTSH being ran my all men, it is the most progressive sports league in America\u2014name any other league that cancels for Mother&#8217;s Day and Flag Day, but forces you to play and neglect Father&#8217;s Day as a holiday like so many fathers neglected us!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/athleteson.ly\/womens-league-signup.html\" target=\"_blank\">Click here to find out more, unless you already clicked the first link!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, with a league this progressive, there are going to be individuals brimming for more.\u00a0 It\u2019s not just the NWHL and the NWHL\u2019s reporting hype man they are so unknowingly in desperate need of:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Wrestling Heel Interviewer\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tb28lErV9Jo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>or Rich Glanzer\u2019s go get&#8217;em reporting style:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Rich Glanzer Utica\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2nyCIgeaQ2g?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>But, it is also home to Math\u2019s own Roxanne Gaudiel forming this league at Chelsea Pier\u2019s. \u00a0Have any questions?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/athleteson.ly\/2015CPWomensRegistration.html\" target=\"_blank\">Click here! Click here! Click here! Click here! No, literally, click here and pay\u2014I\u2019m super late on this post and registration ends soon!!!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t you hate when you get out of the shower in July and have sweat on your forehead?\u00a0 Well, guess where that won\u2019t happen\u2014in an ice rink shower, dummy!\u00a0 But guess where you will instantly get sweat on your forehead while being on ice?\u00a0 That\u2019s right, on the rink as you watch the eye tantalizing treat of male snow bunnies every 10 minutes, ladies!!!\u00a0 BTW, Rich, you\u2019re not allowed to audition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Auditions, Auditions, Auditions! Have you ever wondered what you have in common with Gil from the Elves?! \u00a0It&#8217;s probably not scoring nonstop, but it likely is auditioning for the first 3 spots to be Chelsea Piers\u2019 male snow bunnies for the Women\u2019s Summer Hockey League at Chelsea Piers! 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