{"id":10858,"date":"2015-06-30T22:45:06","date_gmt":"2015-07-01T02:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=10858"},"modified":"2015-06-30T22:45:06","modified_gmt":"2015-07-01T02:45:06","slug":"all-stars-of-david","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/all-stars-of-david\/","title":{"rendered":"All-Stars of David"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The alignment of top three talent rarely happens in BTSH culture, but when it does, the three stars of the week are quickly replaced.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Airplane! -- Light reading\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IoACIIz33II?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/3-Stars.jpg\"><br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/3-Stars.jpg\" alt=\"3 Stars\" width=\"407\" height=\"162\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10859\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/3-Stars.jpg 407w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/3-Stars-300x119.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 407px) 100vw, 407px\" \/><\/a><br \/>When I was reading Rich\u2019s okay previews last week, a selfish thought came over my head: if I Googled \u201cMath BTSH\u201d, would I pop up as the first image? Nope (spoiler: it\u2019s Elijah), instead Google gave me an omen of things to come, with Ben Bloom giving Math the bird as the second picture.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Bloom-Giving-the-Finger.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Bloom-Giving-the-Finger.jpg\" alt=\"Bloom Giving the Finger\" width=\"850\" height=\"479\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10860\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Bloom-Giving-the-Finger.jpg 850w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Bloom-Giving-the-Finger-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/a><br \/>And that\u2019s exactly what happened.\u00a0 Ben Bloom and Filthier won more games than any other team this week (2-0), both 4-1.\u00a0 Nice work.\u00a0 And, fuck you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2-Stars.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/2-Stars.jpg\" alt=\"2 Stars\" width=\"280\" height=\"172\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10861\" \/><\/a><br \/>Crowd favorite, Ben Chadwick, is on a tear this year\u2014scoring two goals last game and keeping his streak alive\u2014now 5 consecutive games.\u00a0 This streak is almost reminiscent of the best pitcher in the National League; I am speaking of course of Bartolo Colon, who went 5-0 (or was it 6-0) at the age of 42. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Colon-Strikes-Again.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Colon-Strikes-Again.jpg\" alt=\"Colon Strikes Again\" width=\"1000\" height=\"688\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10862\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Colon-Strikes-Again.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Colon-Strikes-Again-300x206.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><br \/><div id=\"attachment_10863\" style=\"width: 380px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chadrip.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10863\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chadrip.jpg\" alt=\"Ben celebrating his 5 game scoring streak\" width=\"370\" height=\"493\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10863\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chadrip.jpg 370w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Chadrip-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 370px) 100vw, 370px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10863\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ben celebrating his 5 game scoring streak<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Sure, this streak is no Chadtrick, but this streak has yet to be named!\u00a0 First one who comes up with the best nickname (Chadrip, Chadvoyage are already claimed) will win a free beer when you register for Ocean City 2015 (HockeyBeach.org)!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hockeybeach.org\" target=\"_blank\">Register now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/1-Star.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/1-Star.jpg\" alt=\"1 Star\" width=\"162\" height=\"167\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10864\" \/><\/a><br \/>The Teytelbaum brothers share the last star\u2014Roman yanked a hat trick and his brother finally put his first biscuit in the basket!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Roman-Registering.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Roman-Registering.jpg\" alt=\"Roman Registering\" width=\"960\" height=\"682\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10865\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Roman-Registering.jpg 960w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Roman-Registering-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait a minute\u2014what is Roman doing here?!\u00a0 Could it be\u2014registering for the Ocean City tournament to receive a free beer via his mobile device?!\u00a0 Why yes, that is exactly what he is doing, using the following link:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/HockeyBeach.org\" target=\"_blank\">HockeyBeach.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Honorable Mention:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The mitzvah of the week for coaching commandments goes to, none other than, Rachel Greene.\u00a0 Although obvious to most, she finally put Arthur and Jeff on a line together.\u00a0 Each scored a hat trick.\u00a0 Is this sheer neglect as a coach for the past 2 years, does she know she can pull her goalie when they\u2019re down\u2014I don\u2019t know.\u00a0 A twelve year old could have figured this line situation out, or a thirteen year old depending on their views, which is why she garners the Mitzvah of the Week Award!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Honorable-Mention.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Honorable-Mention.jpg\" alt=\"Honorable Mention\" width=\"400\" height=\"324\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10866\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Honorable-Mention.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Honorable-Mention-300x243.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The alignment of top three talent rarely happens in BTSH culture, but when it does, the three stars of the week are quickly replaced. When I was reading Rich\u2019s okay previews last week, a selfish thought came over my head: if I Googled \u201cMath BTSH\u201d, would I pop up as the first image? Nope (spoiler: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1636,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10858"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1636"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10858"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10871,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10858\/revisions\/10871"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}