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<\/a><\/p>\nGAME OF THE WEEK<\/strong> <\/p>\n Mexican Standoff (0-3) vs. Denim Demons (2-0-0-1)<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous (3-0) vs. Tuques (0-3)<\/strong> Happy Little Elves (0-3) vs. Unicorns (2-1) <\/strong> LBS, Inc. (1-2) vs. Gouging Anklebiters (2-1)<\/strong> Corlears Hookers (3-0) vs. Rehabs (2-1)<\/strong> Cobra Kai (0-3) vs. Mega Touch (0-2-1)<\/strong> Mathematics (0-1-1-1) vs. Dark Rainbows (2-1)<\/strong> Sky Fighters (2-1) vs. Mighty Squirrels (2-1)<\/strong> Media Records:<\/strong> Ara Arnn (CK) – Denim Demons Eliminated<\/strong> “We’re Going To Score This Many Goals!” GAME OF THE WEEK What The Puck (3-0) vs. Fresh Kills (2-1) Location: Tompkins West, 3:00 PM All-Time Series: What The Puck leads 7-6-1 Game Notes: When these two teams last met, Fresh Kills upset What The Puck in double overtime in the quarterfinals of the 2008 playoffs […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[123,27,308,8],"class_list":["post-1091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-previews","tag-2009-season","tag-fresh-kills","tag-weekly-previews","tag-what-the-puck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1091"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1159,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions\/1159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nWhat The Puck (3-0) vs. Fresh Kills (2-1)<\/strong>
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 3:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> What The Puck leads 7-6-1
\nGame Notes: <\/strong>When these two teams last met, Fresh Kills upset What The Puck in double overtime in the quarterfinals of the 2008 playoffs en route to their eventual championship. However, this devastating loss only stiffened What The Puck’s resolve for this season, as they have put up 19 goals through three games, while only allowing one. Newcomers Sal Malguarnera and Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta have combined for eight of these tallies. After opening this season with a loss, Fresh Kills has regained its championship form with two consecutive victories. Although they have only put up 10 total goals thus far, the attack has been spread out, as seven different players have their name on the scoring ledger. With a fired up What The Puck squad looking to avenge its 2008 postseason elimination, Fresh Kills will need the help of everyone on its roster.
\nKeys To The Game:<\/strong>
\n1. Fresh Kills forward Dave Sokolyansky notched three goals, including the game winner,\u00a0in last year’s playoff game\u00a0against What The Puck.\u00a0 He’s one of the fastest players on the court and can test even the stiffest of defenses.
\n2. As veteran Corey “Chongo” Winters continues to recover from an injury, What The Puck will look to fellow veteran Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth to step up his game and leadership abilities.
\n3. With What The Puck’s regular goalie Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz missing the past two games for Lamaze class, captain Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer has taken matters into his own hands.\u00a0 He has locked Cruz in the team’s goalie bag and will not open it until five minutes before game time.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> What The Puck.\u00a0 Corey’s never wrong.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> What The Puck.\u00a0 Let’s just hope Mad Dog remembers to leave a few air holes.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 1:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Denim Demons lead 6-0-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Despite the fact that former Denim Demon Ellery “The Nature Boy” now plays for Mexican Standoff, Demon captain Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens does not plan to alter his game plan.\u00a0\u00a0Like all other weeks, he will show no mercy.
\nEli\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>Denim Demons.\u00a0 That’s it, Naitch.\u00a0 You’re out of here!
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Denim Demons<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 1:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous leads 4-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous is tied for the league lead in goals with 19, while the Tuques have\u00a0allowed the second most goals.\u00a0 You can see where this goes from here…
\nEli\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>Filthy Gorgeous
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous.\u00a0 He fixes the cable?<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 2:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Unicorns lead 1-0
\nGame Notes: <\/strong>This game will be the third and final leg of the triangular series among the Unicorns, Dark Rainbows, and Happy Little Elves for the prestigious (yet imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup.\u00a0 The Unicorns have already secured possession of the Cup for a second consecutive season.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Unicorns
\nDerek\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>Unicorns<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 2:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> LBS, Inc. leads 8-1
\nGame Notes: <\/strong>Opposing captains Sascha Puritz of LBS, Inc. and Phil “Sandy” Donohue of the Gouging Anklebiters have a\u00a0storied and combative history, which dates back to their high schools days together.\u00a0 The rivalry began in chemistry class when Donohue took credit for the duo’s science project, despite Puritz doing all of the work.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> LBS, Inc.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>LBS, Inc.\u00a0 Puritz will also be happy to have a victory over Anklebiters degenerate Alex Owen.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 3:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series: <\/strong>Corlears Hookers lead 3-0
\nGame Notes: <\/strong>The Corlears Hookers will be without the services of Jason Eitel and Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney for this Rubens Division tilt.\u00a0 Eitel will be in Vancouver for the weekend, while Kearney will be watching\u00a0the Brewers-Astros game.\u00a0 To compensate, the Hookers have recalled Reilly “Fake Dutch” Olson from their minor league affiliate.
\nEli\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>Rehabs.\u00a0 Attendance problems finally catch up to the Corlears Hookers.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>Corlears Hookers.\u00a0 Even without Eitel and Kearney, they have many other options for scoring.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 4:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Cobra Kai leads 3-0
\nGame Notes: <\/strong>According to Mega Touch hairball Alex “Co-op” Eben Meyer, “that Coop guy is\u00a0gonna have a breakout game”.\u00a0 However, league Manitoban Corey “Chongo” Winters disagrees, noting, “[Greg “Lysol”] Altman might not get the hattie, but he’s got at least two in him.\u00a0 And Enayet [“Retail” Rasul] seals the deal with a continuous, hard-fought cycle.”
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Cobra Kai.\u00a0 Corey’s never wrong.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Mega Touch<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 4:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Dark Rainbows lead 2-1
\nGame Notes: <\/strong>The Mathematics are thrilled that their old teammate Noam Dolgin will be visiting from the Land Of Make Believe for this week’s game.\u00a0 Former co-captain Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi was asked if he too would be making an appearance, but he declined, noting “Do you know how long it takes to bike from Cal-Berkeley to Tompkins Square Park, Evil Eli?”<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 5:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Mighty Squirrels lead 4-0
\nGame Notes: <\/strong>After a big victory in last week’s\u00a0Game of the Week against the Gouging Anklebiters, the Squirrels will face another Schloeder Division rival in this prime-time matchup.\u00a0 The Sky Fighters eagerly anticipate their first non-1:00 game of the season, as this will give captain Amy Lott a chance to sober up.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Sky Fighters.\u00a0 The Big Sexy Tour 2009 continues.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Mighty Squirrels<\/p>\n
\nEli:<\/strong> 18-4
\nDerek: <\/strong>16-6\u00a0<\/p>\nSurvivor Pool<\/h4>\n
\nMeredith Danberg-Ficarelli (REH) – Dark Rainbows
\nPhil Donohue (GA) – Dark Rainbows
\nAlex Eben Meyer (MT) – Mega Touch
\nRachel Greene (MSQ) – What The Puck
\nAbigail Meisterman (DD) – Denim Demons
\nHector Melendez (REH) – Denim Demons
\nSean Reynolds (DR) – Cobra Kai
\nJosh Sadlier-Brown (CH) – Unicorns
\nCorey Winters (WTP) – Cobra Kai
\nLarry Zimmer (WTP) – Denim Demons<\/p>\n
\nAndy Pratt (MATH) – Week 1
\nMonica Russo (FG) – Week 1
\nCaroline Currie (FK) – Week 2
\nEnayet Rasul (CK) – Week 2
\nRich Glanzer (HLE) – Week 3
\nCraig LaCombe (UNI) – Week 3
\nAdam Rubens (DD) – Week 3
\nMatt Spedalari (TUQ) – Week 3
\nJames Stein (SKY) – Week 3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"