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<\/a><\/p>\nPhoto courtesy of Meredith “Danberg” Ficareilli<\/h6>\n
Happy Birthday $howT!m3!<\/strong> To continue celebrating his birthday and the Rehabs’ win, $howT!m3 planned on holding a 20 person Irish Car Bomb drinking session.\u00a0 Although he was only able to convince four other people to join him in this endeavor, it didn’t make his birthday any less special.\u00a0 Love for $howT!m3 was definitely in the air.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Legends Of Rock<\/strong> Rubens also made sure to extol Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg’s rendition of “Ballroom Blitz”, Aaron “Coach” Pagdon’s version of “California Uber Alles”, and Ana Hurka-Robles’ interpretation of\u00a0“El Scorcho”. Of course, Pagdon and Hurka-Robles, as well as the rest of the Demons, may have had an advantage over their fellow BTSHers, as they’ve been prepping<\/a> for this event for months.<\/p>\n The Quota Has Been Met<\/strong> Registration Has Begun!<\/strong> Know Your Neighbor<\/strong><\/p>\n Name: <\/strong>Rachel Greene Meredith Made A Bad Trade Photo courtesy of Meredith “Danberg” Ficareilli Happy Birthday $howT!m3! Despite a flurry of activity this past weekend, the most monumental event was easily league side show Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez’s 26th birthday.\u00a0 Although many festivities were brainstormed for the occasion, only a handful came to fruition.\u00a0 $howT!m3 planned on making a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[47,123,82,15,42,29],"class_list":["post-1122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-howtm3","tag-2009-season","tag-bad-trades","tag-mighty-squirrels","tag-news-and-notes","tag-rehabs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1122"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1145,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions\/1145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nDespite a flurry of activity this past weekend, the most monumental event was easily league side show Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez’s 26th birthday.\u00a0 Although many festivities were brainstormed for the occasion, only a handful came to fruition.\u00a0 $howT!m3 planned on making a grand entrance via\u00a0car (or cat, we’re not sure)\u00a0on to the Tompkins courts, but was unable to procure said means of conveyance (even the cat!).\u00a0 Thus, he was reduced to walking through the gates\u00a0like a commoner.\u00a0 Even with this setback, the Rehabs’ victory was the sweetest present of all.<\/p>\n
\nThis past Sunday at Parkside Lounge, Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens hosted the first ever BTSH Rock Band event. Although attendance was a little lower than expected, the evening was still a huge success. Mega Touch was out in force as Molly Brown rocked out to “Round and Round” and “White Wedding”, while Katie Hasty sang “Sabotage”. Fellow Touchers Joe Lops and Eric Devlin joined in on\u00a0guitar and drums respectively. Although his memory of the event is a little hazy, Craig “Ug” LaCombe of Unicorns praised his teammates Ted, Amy, Christian, and (possibly) John Mark for their\u00a0excellent version of “Cherub Rock”\u00a0as well.<\/p>\n
\nAs promised, the Dark Rainbows finally had a representative at the East Village Tavern after Sunday’s games.\u00a0 And yes, visual proof<\/a> does exist.<\/p>\n
\nThe ACS Charity Tournament is scheduled for May 2, and registration has already started!\u00a0 Please follow this link<\/a> if you are interested in playing or to get more details.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
\nTeam: <\/strong>Mighty Squirrels
\nNickname: <\/strong>A-Korn
\nRejected Nicknames: <\/strong>Soylent Greene, R Truth, The Jer-Z Kid, Cheek
\nOrigin:<\/strong> Mountain Lakes, NJ
\nCollege: <\/strong>Rutgers, State University of New\u00a0Jersey at New Brunswick
\nEarly Aspirations:<\/strong> To be the face of Pabst Blue Ribbon
\nHero: <\/strong>A healthy Marie Marberg
\nReason to Love Her: <\/strong>As captain of the Mighty Squirrels, she promotes a strong image of a chick<\/span> broad<\/span> dame<\/span> woman in power.
\nReason to Hate Her: <\/strong>She takes advantage of the fact that\u00a0most refs will not call a penalty against an attractive female…except “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau.
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> She holds an undefeated record (1-0) in pool table wrestling<\/a>.
\nFavorite Things: <\/strong>rodents, the New York Jets, the exemplary work done at The Craig School<\/a>, track jackets
\nFavorite Food:<\/strong> Vegetable lasagna
\nLeast Favorite Things:<\/strong> goaltenders, Michigan, beards, the color yellow
\nBest Known For: <\/strong>Finishing second to Tuques goalie Matthew “Minkus” Spedalari in the 2007 Sharif Memorial Hot Legs Competition
\nHockey Comparison: <\/strong>Shorty Green<\/a>
\nNon-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> Lauren Greene<\/em>
\nThings the Media Will Continue to Overhype about Her:<\/strong> Her shrewd coaching abilities, as demonstrated when she led the East River West All-Stars to victory last season
\nDown the Road: <\/strong>After having a different Ass Captain for five consecutive seasons, Rachel is overthrown for her Henry VIII-like capriciousness in a bloodless coup.\u00a0 With Rachel out of the picture for good, the council of Marie Marberg, Jesse Kalb, Tim “(S)crappy” Gray, Eric Breitman, and Rob\u00a0“Mungo” Gorden now leads the Squirrels.\u00a0 Rachel finishes her BTSH career in\u00a0the extremely demeaning\u00a0position of being Ben Chadwick’s Ass Captain on the Happy Little Elves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"