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<\/a>Sam will not write about you troglodytes the next two weeks.<\/p><\/div>\n
So while it would be great if Abby still wrote for us so she could talk about how the Gremlins would beat the Anklebiters because Gremlins aren’t real and don’t have Ankles, you are stuck with me and we are going to be focusing on hockey. GOTW is the championship rematch of FK at the Hookers.<\/p>\n Keys to the Game<\/p>\n Sven has found a better paying job since leaving BTSH Media.<\/p><\/div>Just google Hookers, Fresh Kills BTSH playoffs. I’m sure Sven did a good job with one of those previews.<\/p>\n Rich’s Pick: 5-1 FK. I just don’t see the Hooks showing. But instead of just assuming the Hookers wouldn’t show I texted Noelle to find out. She asked why am I asking. And then said she has no idea. Yeah, make it 6-1 FK. Anklebiters at Gremmies<\/p>\n JOHN CENA!!!<\/p><\/div>Rich: The time is now for fellow-Bash Brother Hicks to score a hattie. 3-2 Gremmies. Lbs. at Math<\/p>\n Lbs have been slumping \u00a0and Math has been unstoppable. I think they will be wearing their orange Mets jerseys so you know I’m picking Math.\u00a0<\/p>\n Rich: The only real prediction is will Tim smash his stick when he gives up the fourth goal? And will Scott’s friends show but be upset that New Trevor isn’t reffing? None of these players from these teams have been in my kitchen.<\/p>\n Rich: Only Rob Walsh will get that joke. CK 4-2 Poutine at Dark Rainbows<\/p>\n Rich: I like picking against the Rainbows bc they get mad, but I think they will pull this out 4-2. Two goals for that #17 guy, one from Bernstein and one from a rando girl for the Rainbows. Gut Rot at Butchers<\/p>\n Rich: Diane J. is a very lucky girl. I mean she’s friends wrestling with\u00a0me. I would have picked the Butchers by 3 but now I’ll just go 5-2 Butchers. So I guess I did pick the Butchers by 3. Hattie for Jeff. Demons at WTP: Filthier at Elves: I know what you’re thinking and you’re right. This hasn’t been my first creepy tweet to Parvati!<\/p><\/div>Derek: Honestly, Parvati should do it to get herself back on the radar.\u00a0 A better choice, however, would be the Bellas<\/a>.\u00a0 Oh, and Filthier takes this one. Sky Fighters at Instant<\/p>\n Rich: I’ve dropped the Karma since they decided to stop winning. C’mon Chadwick, start winning again so the Elves could move down next year! We need to finish in last, not you! Rehabs at Riots: <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Terrible news from the north my friends. We all know what a great year Sam Norris is having on writing for the website. However, his agent called me and said since Sam is a rookie, he’s on a strict word count. So for the next two weeks, he will not be writing previews. Does that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":692,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11371"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/692"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11371"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11394,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11371\/revisions\/11394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Of course not! I’m gonna write the website this week. But I’m gonna need a little help, from a couple a people I trust.<\/a>
Game of the Week<\/p>\n<\/a>
Derek’s Pick: This game couldn’t come at a better time, because Night of Champions is right around the corner, featuring a United States championship rematch between John Cena and Seth Rollins.\u00a0 I predict John Stewart<\/a> sneak attacks the Hookers with a chair, so Fresh Kills can retain the title.\u00a0 Night of Champions predictions is for Cena<\/a> though.
Eli’s Pick: Richie, please text Gabe to see if he will show.\u00a0 Failing that, Fresh Kills 3-2.<\/p>\n<\/a>
Derek: Hicks and Glanzer remind me a lot more of the Bushwhackers than the Bash Brothers.\u00a0 Glanzer can be Luke<\/a>!!!\u00a0 4-1 Biters.
Eli: One of these days, the Gremlins will finally get a win against Craig.\u00a0 This is not one of those days.\u00a0 Anklebiters 3-1.<\/p>\n
Derek: Hope Tim is ready for a trip to Suplex City<\/a>.\u00a0 8-0 Math.
Eli: Let’s Go Mets! Let’s Go Math! See Derek’s pick.
Rich: I prefer Lets go Elves, Lets go Mets, Lets go America! Though maybe I can work in See Derek’s pick.
Mega at Cobra Kai<\/p>\n
Derek: Inside jokes don’t attract readers.\u00a0 Wrestling references do!!!\u00a0 Rachel Nabatian goes into BRIE MODE<\/a> (!!!) to help the Dojo win 5-2.
Eli: Cliff Clavin would be proud of you, Richie. Cobra Kai, 4-1.<\/p>\n
Derek: Another Night of Champions match features Dolph Ziggler, the American hero facing Rusev, the foreign bad guy.\u00a0 Truthfully, Ziggler<\/a> (remind you of any particular team, by the way?) is kind of a dipshit, and I hope Rusev crushes him.\u00a0 So, I’m also picking the foreign heels in this one…Poutine with the 3-1 win.
Eli: Ziggler is totally Glanzering that shirt! Rainbows 2-1.<\/p>\n
Derek: You forgot the most important reason why she’s lucky.\u00a0 She gets to hang out with this guy<\/a>.\u00a0 Butchers win 6-2.
Eli: Butchers take a low-scoring battle, 2-1.<\/p>\n
Rich: This game used to be really crazy. But now WTP is fun, though their girls are all evil. Evil trumps evil as Demons win 5-4.
Derek: Demons win 2-1 in OT<\/a>.
Eli: The Demons may be distracted by the start of the NFL season.\u00a0 What The Puck with the upset, 3-2.<\/p>\n
Rich: We have so few girls, I’m trying to get Parvati from Survivor to play for us. But she hasn’t replied to my tweet yet.<\/p>\n<\/a>
Eli: I wonder what is “very cool” and waiting for Richie.\u00a0 Perhaps it’s a 6-2 Filthier win?<\/p>\n
Derek: Remember when Lord Tensai first entered the WWE and beat John Cena<\/a> (with the help of green mist)?\u00a0 Everyone thought he was going to be a star for years to come.\u00a0 Then John Cena beat him like eight times in a row after that.\u00a0 That’s Instant Karma.\u00a0 Sky Fighters win 4-1.
Eli: Does someone need to call Instant Karma’s momma<\/a>?\u00a0 Sky Fighters take it, 5-1.
Richie: I forgot to make a prediction. Sky 6-1, just to be cute. But I really think it will bey 7-0.<\/p>\n
Rich: Battle of the Legends of the Goalies, as $h0wT!m3 goes against Dave. I’ll go with Hector on this one, 5-1. (I would pick 4-1 but I want Dave to post on my Facebook wall how I was wrong and he only gave up 4 goals.)
Derek: I’m still mad at Hector for stealing my shoes<\/a>, so I’m picking the Riots, and this game doesn’t get a wrestling reference.
Eli: Careful Richie…the Rehabs sometimes borrow David from Math and play Hector out of the net.\u00a0 Either way, Rehabs 4-2.<\/p>\n