{"id":11854,"date":"2016-01-23T00:11:49","date_gmt":"2016-01-23T05:11:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=11854"},"modified":"2016-01-23T00:12:59","modified_gmt":"2016-01-23T05:12:59","slug":"franchise-four-hookers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/franchise-four-hookers\/","title":{"rendered":"Franchise Four- Hookers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Out of all the teams we’ve discussed so far (which is only nine at the moment), this has been one of the hardest. There were three unanimous choices but determing the fourth was very difficult. This team has been together for a long time and has been extremely successful. In the end,\u00a0you really couldn’t go wrong picking any four people from this elite franchise.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"5<\/a>

5 Championship Games
4 Heroes<\/p><\/div>
<\/b>So, in no particular order…
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Peter P.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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\"We<\/a>

We hear the baby takes after Mommy<\/p><\/div>Pete is the second best D-man in BTSH history (next to Martin). His over-competitiveness is second only to mine (Richie Hero). His illegal slap shot that the refs never call is second only to Gabe’s. And his smile is second only to Georgine. The man comes in second a lot. But sometimes he comes in first. Like today, when he gets honored as a Franchise 4.<\/p>\n

Noelle<\/p>\n

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\"Noelle's<\/a>

Noelle’s never looked hotter<\/p><\/div>If Noelle were still alive she’d say, “What are you talking <\/b>about? I don’t know what the Franchise 4 means. I don’t care. Give it to Jackie. Why did you give Jason flowers?”<\/p>\n

Noelle is often the lone\u00a0representative\u00a0of the Hookers at the bar (I’m just assuming the Demons finally stole Sam). She is always one of the league leaders in goals for women, even though she’s not really that good. But she is deserving of this honor.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Jason E.<\/p>\n

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\"This<\/a>

This is why you didn’t beat out Gavin, Josh. You turned Jason against country.<\/p><\/div>While Jason longs to be voted The Best Canadian to Play in BTSH not Named Trevor B.,\u00a0 he’s actually from Massachusetts. But he is a great player, scores a ton of big goals, and is the one player on the team besides Anshu whom nobody hates.<\/p>\n

Gavin<\/p>\n

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\"Glanzer<\/a>

Glanzer was oddly specific about having a picture of Gavin in a Brewers hat.<\/p><\/div>
<\/strong>While not quite as grumpy as Pete, Gavin can make some stellar digs at your reffing ability, that make you want to cry. However, he’s incredibly consistent on the court, and whenever he shows, you know you are going to battle. Gavin was devastated when Sarah Moore won Best Milwaukeean last year, so hopefully this takes some of the sting off.<\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions:<\/strong>
Jackie, Anshu, Dustin, and Tiffany were all in the running. Jackie refs and has more team spirit than any Hooker. Dustin was one of the best goalies in the league. Anshu lost her spot to Noelle. And Tiffany was the toughest one for me, because I feel she’s the best girl in BTSH history. (Longevity included, Cherie, so chill)
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