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<\/a><\/p>\nFilthy Gorgeous 4, Unicorns 2<\/strong> Cobra\u00a0Kai\u00a03, Corlears Hookers 2<\/strong> Happy Little Elves 3, Mighty Squirrels 3 (OT-SO)<\/strong> Denim Demons 7,\u00a0Rehabs 5<\/strong> Mega Touch 0,\u00a0What The Puck\u00a0-1<\/strong> Sky Fighters 10, Mexican Standoff 0<\/strong> Dark Rainbows 14, Gouging Anklebiters 11<\/strong> LBS, Inc. 35, Tuques 28<\/strong> Mathematics vs. Fresh Kills (Cancelled)<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous Doubles Up The Unicorns Filthy Gorgeous 4, Unicorns 2 Filthy Gorgeous:\u00a0“Gentleman” James Pereira 2\u00a0(9), Sunny Mehra (7), Matt Workman (2) Unicorns:\u00a0Chris (5), Nelson (2) Game Notes: Pereira broke a 2-2 tie with seven minutes remaining in regulation. Cobra\u00a0Kai\u00a03, Corlears Hookers 2 Cobra Kai: Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito (2), Brian “The Flashlight” Morrison (1), […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[123,310],"class_list":["post-1194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-box-scores","tag-2009-season","tag-box-scores"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1194"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1198,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1194\/revisions\/1198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nFilthy Gorgeous:<\/em>\u00a0“Gentleman” James Pereira 2\u00a0(9), Sunny Mehra (7), Matt Workman (2)
\nUnicorns:<\/em>\u00a0Chris (5), Nelson (2)
\nGame Notes:<\/em> Pereira broke a 2-2 tie with seven minutes remaining in regulation.<\/p>\n
\nCobra Kai:<\/em> Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito (2), Brian “The Flashlight” Morrison (1), Christina “Mojito” Verigan (1)
\nCorlears Hookers:<\/em> Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney\u00a0(4), Peter \u201cPurple Rain\u201d Putka (4)
\nGame Notes:<\/em> Although the Corlears Hookers only had\u00a0four players including their goalie in attendance, they opted to bench Albert “Al” Huang for the duration of the game.<\/p>\n
\nHappy Little Elves:<\/em> Rob Muggeo (5), Demetri Adrahtas (1), Rob “Gnarls” Nitschke (1)
\nMighty Squirrels:<\/em> Jason “Cheek” Cheek (1), Tim “(S)crappy” Gray (1), Andrea “Vegetable Lasagna” Schloeder (1)
\nShootout:<\/em> Tied 1-1. Successful attempts by Jarome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (HLE) and Arthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (MSQ).
\nGame Notes:<\/em> Gray scored the game-tying goal with one second left in regulation.<\/p>\n
\nDenim Demons:<\/em> Peter “Ski” Oblamski 2 (4), Erik Cortes 2 (3), Molly Jacobs (2), S.B. (1),\u00a0Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens (1)
\nRehabs:<\/em>\u00a0Jon “Dinner Plate” Feldman (7), Stacy Kehoe (4), Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon (4), Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi (2), Juan “d@ $hoW” Garcia (1)<\/p>\n
\nWhat The Puck:<\/em> Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri -1 (-1)
\nShutout:<\/em> Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz (2)<\/p>\n
\nSky Fighters:<\/em> Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka\u00a09 (16),\u00a0 Amy Lott (1)
\nShutout:<\/em> Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka (1)
\nGame Notes:<\/em> Lott scored the game-winning goal two minutes into the game, with the assist credited to Cejka.<\/p>\n
\nDark Rainbows:<\/em>\u00a0Trevor “White Jesus” Tyrrell 4 (7), John Nielsen 3 (5), P.T. Walkley 2 (3), Josh Wilson 2 (3), Sean Reynolds (3), Dan “Danny Abs” Abdo (1), Jennie Brown (1), Lindsey Foehrenbach (1)
\nGouging Anklebiters:<\/em> Nestor “Marmaduke” Nonato 3 (4),\u00a0Peter “Geech” Prohaska 2 (3), Charles DeFranco (5), Phil “Sandy” Donohue (3), Eric “El Guapo” DiPierri (2), Amy Kovner (1), Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (1), Zach “Cryme Tyme” Weiner (1)
\nGame Notes:<\/em> Dark Rainbows played the entire game without a goalie. Gouging Anklebiters pulled their goalie, Alex Owen, after he allowed his tenth goal of the day.<\/p>\n
\nLBS, Inc.:<\/em> “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin, 30 yard pass from Karsten Pichon (Seth Wachtell kick is good), LBS 7, TUQ 0
\nTuques:<\/em> Bill Monahan, 45 yard field goal, LBS 7, TUQ 3
\nLBS, Inc.:<\/em> Seth Wachtell, 23 yard field goal, LBS 10, TUQ 3
\nTuques:<\/em> The Peter Wilson, 85 yard punt return (Bill Monahan kick is blocked), LBS 10, TUQ 9
\nLBS, Inc.:<\/em> Sascha Puritz, 1 yard run (Seth Wachtell kick is good), LBS 17, TUQ 9
\nTuques:<\/em> Bill Monahan, 31 yard field goal, LBS 17, TUQ 12
\nTuques:<\/em> Karsten Pichon tackled in end zone by Lisa Harrington for a safety, LBS 17, TUQ 14
\nTuques:<\/em> Alfred Liu, 14 yard pass from David Ladanyi (Bill Monahan kick is good), LBS 17, TUQ 21
\nLBS, Inc.:<\/em> Seth Wachtell, 52 yard field goal, LBS 20, TUQ 21
\nTuques:<\/em> Minkus, 102 yard interception return (Bill Monahan kick is good), LBS 20, TUQ 28
\nLBS, Inc.:<\/em> Sam Anthony, 8 yard run (Fernando Limonic pass from Karsten Pichon), LBS 28, TUQ 28
\nLBS, Inc.:<\/em> Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett fumble recovery in end zone (Seth Wachtell kick is good), LBS 35, TUQ 28<\/p>\n
\nGame Notes:<\/em> Game cancelled due to “rain fears”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"