{"id":12349,"date":"2016-04-20T10:09:02","date_gmt":"2016-04-20T14:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=12349"},"modified":"2016-04-20T12:19:36","modified_gmt":"2016-04-20T16:19:36","slug":"coming-soon-new-conference-and-division-titles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/coming-soon-new-conference-and-division-titles\/","title":{"rendered":"Coming Soon – New Conference and Division Titles"},"content":{"rendered":"

The media team has been working around the clock to finalize the renaming of the Conferences and Divisions for this season, but with so many amazing players to choose from we are going to need some help. \u00a0More details will be available soon \u2026<\/p>\n

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Our scientific selection method hard at work.<\/p><\/div>\n

We can\u2019t end this post without addressing the gaffe from Monday:<\/p>\n

That evening at the media clubhouse, a brawl ensued over the last slice of pizza while reviewing footage from the Fresh Kills vs Dark Rainbows match.\u00a0 Already enraged by the terrible way the refs were handling the game, we instantly turned on each other and declared that the slice was mine, mine, MINE.\u00a0\u00a0 It was pandemonium.\u00a0 Rachel had Rich in sleeper hold, Rich had me a figure-four-leg-lock, I was viciously chomping down on Dana\u2019s digits, Dana had one foot on the side of my face and the other in Diana\u2019s back while Diana was attempting to execute a DDT on Rachel.\u00a0 There was no end in sight.<\/p>\n

\"Yeah,<\/a>

Yeah, this about sums it up.<\/p><\/div>\n

All the while Sam, Mira, Ben and Julie were laughing at us from the newly installed bar just as Perko walked through the door. \u2018What the fuzz is going on here?\u00a0 This isn\u2019t what I signed up for.\u2019\u00a0 And walked back out.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile during this calamity, the website\u2019s A.I. (that a talented league programmer created) had been monitoring our sad display of resolution via webcam and calculated that no decision would be satisfactory.\u00a0 Searching the vast inter-webs at high computing speeds for suitable titles it found a possible answer that would please its creator and an erroneous change was made.\u00a0<\/p>\n

The mini royal rumble that was still going on was suddenly interrupted by a distress signal from $h0wT!m3 through the league Facebook page.\u00a0 Once we were made awares by the dreadful choice the A.I. had made, Rachel quickly acted by snatching the last slice from Ben\u2019s grubby mitts and feeding it into the server.\u00a0 Thus resulting in the program resetting itself to 9 hours earlier.\u00a0 (How? \u00a0I don\u2019t know. Don\u2019t ask me specifics.\u00a0 The side of my face still hurts.)<\/p>\n

Temporary crisis averted.\u00a0 Phew!<\/p>\n

The point we are trying to make is that computers are not smarter than humans.\u00a0 Man has been resolving their differences through logic and open dialogue for centuries. \u00a0<\/p>\n

Stay tuned for more info!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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