{"id":12514,"date":"2016-04-29T12:46:57","date_gmt":"2016-04-29T16:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=12514"},"modified":"2016-04-29T12:46:57","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T16:46:57","slug":"caption-contest-winner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/caption-contest-winner\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Contest Winner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>By Diana M.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Boys and Girls,<\/p>\n<p>Well done on your first week of caption-contesting. \u00a0Two of you mentioned &#8220;glory holes&#8221; (10,000 points to Gryffindor), almost all of them were dirty, and some amazingly offensive. \u00a0I smiled as broadly as the botox allows when I read the results. \u00a0Without further ado, here are the top dogs:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_12418\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Jamie-caption.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12418\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Jamie-caption-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Fuck you Jamie.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-12418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Jamie-caption-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Jamie-caption.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-12418\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fuck you Jamie.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Winner: Fuck you Jamie &#8212; Rich Glanzer<\/p>\n<p>First runner up: Paint me like one of your French girls &#8212; Ben Probert<br \/>Second runner up: Jamie loves BTSH so much, he&#8217;s trying to get it pregnant &#8212; Justin Perras<\/p>\n<p>Honorable Mention: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard &#8212; Stephanie Cooper<\/p>\n<p><em>Next caption contest:<\/em> Monday, May 2, 2016.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Diana M.\u00a0 Boys and Girls, Well done on your first week of caption-contesting. \u00a0Two of you mentioned &#8220;glory holes&#8221; (10,000 points to Gryffindor), almost all of them were dirty, and some amazingly offensive. \u00a0I smiled as broadly as the botox allows when I read the results. \u00a0Without further ado, here are the top dogs: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[266],"class_list":["post-12514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-contest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12514"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12514"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12525,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12514\/revisions\/12525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}