{"id":12516,"date":"2016-04-29T09:31:29","date_gmt":"2016-04-29T13:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=12516"},"modified":"2016-04-29T10:06:28","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T14:06:28","slug":"week-5-previews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-5-previews\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 5 Previews"},"content":{"rendered":"

The ladies are back at it again. \u00a0Here are your Week 5 Previews by Rachel G. and Diana M.(filling in for Butchers preview)!<\/em><\/p>\n

Demons at Fuzz
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\"Super<\/a>

Super excited to see some old faces!<\/p><\/div>Nothing personal here, but if you were to poll BTSH, these two teams would definitely be near the top on the heel\/not-highly-liked list. But only one of these teams has competing hate-groups on facebook. Congrats, Fuzz. You win that round. Also Fuzz\u2019s roster boasts two of the top players from 2015 Demons, including their aging (gracefully) keeper. Did Adam use this opportunity to upgrade in net? Did Fuzz upgrade goalscoring by putting the not-heel Steve out to score goals? Grudge match! Should be fun to watch, or ignore\u2026 if you follow that facebook group.<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> Fuzz by 2, Glanzer -1<\/p>\n

Filthier at Fresh Kills
<\/strong>Holy hangover, Batman. Filthy, what happened to you last week? Here\u2019s a game plan for you, Saturday night, take Gabe out and give him shots while you drink water. Yeah, I thought that wouldn\u2019t work. Barch is having a great season, I like him, I also like Tim K.. They both registered for the Rose Charities Tournament<\/a>. I\u2019ll also like you if you register (shameless plug).<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> Fresh Kills by 1, Filthy will be tired from kicking Charity\u2019s ass the day before.

\"April<\/a>

April 30th at Mofo Rink. Have you registered yet?<\/p><\/div>WTP at Gremlins
<\/strong>Are you guys going to wear yellow and orange again? That was confusing for your fans, I can\u2019t imagine how you were able to find your teammates. Jamie, did you accept Justin\u2019s friend request yet? I think you should. That would help, that and Rod and Cody getting a few more goals. Maire? I\u2019m lookin\u2019 at you, girl.<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> Gremlins by 1, if WTP isn’t too hungover from the Caps game.<\/p>\n

Corlears Hookers at Dark Rainbows
<\/strong>Normally I\u2019d make another mention of the Rainbows\u2019 tough schedule, but they spanked Filthier last week! So I think they have proved they are up to the challenge. Hookers, bring it. Kevin Longwell isn\u2019t afraid of your shot. Even better Rainbows, the goals were scored by three different players. Look at that depth! Also, the Hookers didn\u2019t win it for Prince. Even with Noelle and Eitel in attendence. WTF? Rainbows, make it rain\u2026 purple!!!<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> Hookers by 1, they can\u2019t let Prince\u00a0down twice in a row.<\/p>\n

Sky Fighters at Gut Rot
<\/strong>Ladies and Gentleman, James Stein has returned. Last week\u2026 that was what he called \u201crusty.\u201d Gut Rot, you better bring your best shooters! By best shooters, I mean Diane, Heather and Ashley. Someone needs to fill in while GIlligan is playing defense and Scott is off surfing (again).<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> Sky Fighters by 1, Score More, Smile Less.<\/p>\n

LBS, Inc. at Mathematics
<\/strong>I learned two important things this last week about these teams: Lbs: It isn\u2019t so much that Scott learned how to celebrate\u2026 he just forgot how to score. Math (no, I didn\u2019t actually learn Math, it\u2019s for suckers): Sam is pretty lazy, he just lets Brad do all the work in the corners and say \u201cHey Dummy, I\u2019m open.\u201d He also makes great kimchi. I hope these lessons prove valuable to both defenses. The End.<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> LBS by 1, we are still waiting on Math\u2019s amazing 3rd alternate jerseys.<\/p>\n

Mega Touch at Instant Karma
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\"Tuckman!<\/a>

Tuckman! That’s not Mega Touch!<\/p><\/div>Karma, you better hope this doesn\u2019t go to a shoot-out. Tuckman lurves a shoot-out almost as much as he lurves wifebeaters and G\u2019n\u2019R pinball machines. When he\u2019s right, he\u2019s right. Maloney, what you got? Oh, you have THE Peter Wilson that scores a lot of goals and you\u2019ve got the 2nd lowest GAA in the league? I see.<\/p>\n

Wait! Who is going to watch Tito if Danielle is playing?<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> Karma by 1, Tito will be pissed.<\/p>\n

Butchers at Cobra Kai
<\/strong>By Diana M.<\/em>
Sebastian and Jenks may be on a roll after last week’s win over WTP, but the Butchers are consistently playing well–this is a tough one to call. They both have good chicks named Rachel, and I’m thinking Pete is gonna be reeeeal hangry for a goal after two weeks of fasting. I’m gonna give this one to the crimson tide.<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> Butchers 2-1 over Cobra Kai<\/p>\n

Poutine Machine at Gouging Anklebiters
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\"Worky<\/a>

Worky is working it in ‘dem short-shorts.<\/p><\/div>Hey world: Did you hear that Brian Sullivan is playing on a broken ankle? I thought so, but I believe it may be a hoax. Have you seen that kid run? Good thing the \u2018Biters have a puppy to chase him around. Note: Amy is also really good at\u00a0chasing children around. Is this a mirage, or is Derho actually showing up consistently? Even with Derho and a healthy Joe<\/del>, \u2018Biters have their work cut out for them, AJ Frey has been seriously lights out in net.<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> Biters by 2, cheekbones.<\/p>\n

Rehabs at Tompkins Square Riots
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\"Showtime?<\/a>

Showtime? Is it an apparition or is he Showtiming?<\/p><\/div>Can Joe and Drew get past Sena\u2019s solid defense\u2026 and Eric\u2019s acrobatics in net? Speaking of acrobatics: Sharif, thanks for coming back to BTSH and showing us how to celebrate\u2026 climbing halfway up the fence. This will be a solid match up, TSR has some scoring power, and although Rehabs aren\u2019t giving up a lot of goals, doesn\u2019t look like they are scoring a ton either.<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> Rehabs by 2, Ramy O. this one\u2019s on you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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