{"id":12569,"date":"2016-05-06T11:44:26","date_gmt":"2016-05-06T15:44:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=12569"},"modified":"2016-05-10T09:28:43","modified_gmt":"2016-05-10T13:28:43","slug":"caption-contest-winner-rose-charities-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/caption-contest-winner-rose-charities-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Contest Winner – Rose Charities Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Diana M.<\/em><\/p>\n

Comrades,\u00a0<\/p>\n

You continue to take my breath away. I would like to take a moment to especially recognize Justin Perras, who I imagine has a trashcan full of balled-up failed drafts mixed for his captions, and enters daily. I also want to request that you send me some good action shots for future contests to\u00a0diana.marko@gmail.com<\/a>. No nudes please. Well…hang on, maybe. Make it tasteful. Put it in black & white, ooooh or SEPIA. Gives it that old-timey feel….Anyway, here are this week’s winners:<\/p>\n

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“It’s Alok again. He wants to know how much he has to donate to get on the Filthier team.”<\/p><\/div>1st Place:<\/strong>\u00a0 “It’s Alok again. He wants to know how much he has to donate to get on the Filthier team.” — by Derek T.<\/p>\n

2nd Place:<\/strong>\u00a0 “Hello, is this Mr. Glanzer? Do you have time to speak with us about this year’s Presidential election? Did you know that the average donation to Senator Sander’s campaign is, on average, $27? Mr. Glazer we’re hoping… Mr. Glanzer? Hello?” — by Abigail M.<\/p>\n

3rd Place:<\/strong>\u00a0 “Smile and Nod. Okay? Kill Ben Chadwick.” — by Aaron F.<\/p>\n

Honorable mention:\u00a0 “What’s black and white and drunk all over?” — Justin P.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Diana M. Comrades,\u00a0 You continue to take my breath away. I would like to take a moment to especially recognize Justin Perras, who I imagine has a trashcan full of balled-up failed drafts mixed for his captions, and enters daily. I also want to request that you send me some good action shots for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[266],"class_list":["post-12569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-contest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12569"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12569"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12572,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12569\/revisions\/12572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}