{"id":12586,"date":"2016-05-08T09:32:09","date_gmt":"2016-05-08T13:32:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=12586"},"modified":"2016-05-08T09:32:09","modified_gmt":"2016-05-08T13:32:09","slug":"happy-mothers-day-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/happy-mothers-day-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Mother’s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Diana M.<\/em><\/p>\n

How about some lyrical verse for Mother\u2019s Day? Why the hell not? Here we go\u2026<\/p>\n

For those of you who sleep-trained and then realized with a frown<\/em>
There\u2019s something else on Sundays and that shit is going down.<\/em>
Next you have to Tompkins-train your kid to learn to chill<\/em>
So you can get your bad ass on the court like this Fresh Kill:<\/em>

\"Natasha\"<\/a>

Natasha<\/p><\/div>Your toddler\u2019s screaming \u201cMama\u201d while you\u2019re lining up your shot<\/em>
It\u2019s August and they\u2019re cranky and it\u2019s motherfucking hot.<\/em>
You show up for your team because you walk on fucking water<\/em>
We know it\u2019s gonna creep up on your little son or daughter..<\/em>

\"Amy<\/a>

Amy D and daughter, Callie<\/p><\/div>That mama is a gangster and she rocks BTSH<\/em>
And absolutely nothing fucking rhymes with BTSH.<\/em>
But here is Liza Watts showing ladies how it\u2019s done<\/em>
She jumps that goddamn F train with her stroller, stick, and son.<\/em>

\"Liza<\/a>

Liza W and son, Harley<\/p><\/div>So here\u2019s to baller Mama\u2019s, we are holding up our glasses,<\/em>
A day to chill for you, and Dad can wipe their little asses.<\/em><\/p>\n

Happy Mother\u2019s Day to:<\/p>\n

Amy D
Liza W
Natasha S
Nadya\u00a0
Sasha\u00a0
Andrea C
Hannah S
Becky N
Heather O
Rabi
Kami M<\/p>\n

And absolutely anyone we\u2019ve missed.<\/p>\n

Love,
BTSH Media<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Diana M. How about some lyrical verse for Mother\u2019s Day? Why the hell not? Here we go\u2026 For those of you who sleep-trained and then realized with a frownThere\u2019s something else on Sundays and that shit is going down.Next you have to Tompkins-train your kid to learn to chillSo you can get your bad […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12586"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12586"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12587,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12586\/revisions\/12587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}