{"id":12663,"date":"2016-05-13T14:18:28","date_gmt":"2016-05-13T18:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=12663"},"modified":"2016-05-13T14:18:28","modified_gmt":"2016-05-13T18:18:28","slug":"week-6-previews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-6-previews\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 6 Previews"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Rachel G.<\/em><\/p>\n

I\u2019m sorry, I know it\u2019s Friday the 13th, and this should really have a horror-movie theme. Unfortunately, I am not really a horror-movie girl. The scariest thing I can stand to see on a regular basis is the wide open net I keep missing. Nightmares.<\/p>\n

Cobra Kai at Hookers
<\/strong>Maybe I mentioned\u00a0this last week…but still…it wasn\u2019t that long ago that the Hookers won it all, and this season, not only did they drop a division, but they are hanging out at the bottom of the previously-known-as-Newman division. Unfortunately for them, even if Noelle is back from running another thousand marathons and they dig Dusty out of whatever trendy new bar he is creating, this ain\u2019t that easy of a match-up that is going to stop the skid. Cobra Kai has a strong defense and a fast, potent offense. They also have a pair of Rachel\u2019s hanging out at the top of the top of the leader-board.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Cobra Kai by 2, don\u2019t let that camo fool you.<\/p>\n

Fuzz at Gut Rot
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\"Jeff,<\/a>

Jeff, even when a woman’s wrong, she’s right.<\/p><\/div>\n

Is this the game that Fuzz to finally lives up to the hype? I\u2019m super excited to see Jeff play in a full shield. Question, did this new broken nose have anything to do with that engagement? (Jeff, you better start listening to Alexa.) Gut Rot has their work cut out for them this week, so let\u2019s hope T. Cho isn\u2019t on his honeymoon (congrats, Tommy!), because Gut Rot needs his tireless energy to chase them around. Scott, are you done surfing yet? Bat signal! Your team needs you!<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Fuzz by 3, Glanzer -1.<\/p>\n

Math at Poutine Machine
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\"Not<\/a>

Not to worry, Sam, you don’t need to take this one seriously either.<\/p><\/div>\n

The well-rounded Liverpool squad takes their talents to the foul lands of Newcastle United this Sunday in a yawner of a contest.\u00a0 LFC may have started the season off with inconsistency, but me thinks they find their groove against an opponent that is still carrying the stink from last season.\u00a0 The strike force of Ramos-Provencher-Lee (wait, that doesn\u2019t sound right.\u00a0 feels like I\u2019m forgetting someone…) will need to triple their efforts against the juggernaut of Stewart-Norris-Kazin. \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Cherie goes H.A.M. and NU turns on each other.<\/p>\n

Dark Rainbows at Mega Touch
<\/strong>Wow, so these two teams are neck and neck right now. Mega is only behind in the standings due to goal differential. Who will end up on top of the not-yet-named-but-previously-known-as-Greene division? I think the key to the game is for one team to score more goals than the other. But what do I know? Say what you will about the not-yet-named-but-previously-known-as-Greene division but this will be match-up to watch. GAME OF THE WEEK!<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Mega by 1, Bratta en fuego!<\/p>\n

Butchers at Filthier
<\/strong>To quote an unnamed Butcher\/ex-Filthy \u201cBasically they are like my ex-boyfriend and I want to show up at their house in the middle of the night and be like I AM SO HAPPY WITHOUT YOU. But really mean it.\u201d
So yeah, this is kind of a big deal to her.<\/p>\n

Ms. Greene: <\/em>I can\u2019t call the score on this one; it\u2019s either a jinx or self-love. Either way, Ann scores.
Prediction:<\/em> Filthy is back, baby!\u00a0 And they carve up the Butchers by 5.<\/p>\n

Demons at WTP
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\"Demons<\/a>

Demons are just the worst.<\/p><\/div>\n

Most of WTP was last seen at 1 am outside Kelly\u2019s threatening to do shots of name-brand bleach. Listen, dudes…we are all sorry for the heart-wrenching loss. Now go out there, score some goals and regain your dignity. But Mike, maybe wear some sleeves…those wings are looking a little wilted right now. Adam, work on screening the other team\u2019s goalie, instead of the league\u2019s view of the game. Maybe bring pizza, though.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>WTP by 1, with tears…tears of joy?<\/p>\n

LBS at Sky Fighters
<\/strong>Let\u2019s hop in our little time machine and go back to week one, when the Sky Fighters beat the LBS in a shoot-out. Ouch. We can also go a little bit further back to last season\u2019s playoffs\u2026when the Sky Fighters knocked the LBS out of the playoffs. What\u2019s going on, LBS? Ali, wtf? You gonna let them own you like that? I know that Olivier smiles enough for the whole team, but is he THAT charming?<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>LBS by 1, try not to let Roman shoot..<\/p>\n

Anklebiters at Rehabs
<\/strong>How will the Rehabs react to Ophelia\u2019s post? \u00a0I mean, it doesn\u2019t matter…it\u2019s not like she has anything to do with the Anklebiters or anything. \u00a0Let\u2019s just hope they don\u2019t actually ask to borrow girls this week. Rehabs, we love you…laugh with us.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Rehabs by 2, let\u2019s be honest, Sena and Ryann are really, really good at hockey.<\/p>\n

Riots at Fresh Kills
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\"Vitruvius<\/a>

Vitruvius and Emmet reenact the removal of Adam\u2019s rib.<\/p><\/div>\n

Since Chadwick so kindly brought us back to the days of yore…let\u2019s take a trip down memory lane back to the fateful day in 2006 when Amy, Bob, Dave, BR, Jaclyn Lee and Scott took the rib from Adam …erm, Fresh Kills, and created a new fresh, new, happenin\u2019 lil being. That being is an awesome chick (team?) named Eve…erm\u2026.Riots. While I\u2019m generally opposed to the idea that woman was created out of the rib of some dude, in this case…it\u2019s somewhat true.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Riots by 1, since Girls rule (the world) and Boys drool.<\/p>\n

Karma at Gremlins
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\"Latter<\/a>

Latter half of safety event.<\/p><\/div>\n

True conversation between a Karmagian and a Gremlin a couple Tuesdays ago:
Karmagian: ‘Hey, what\u2019s up man, how\u2019s your season going so far?\u00a0 Isn\u2019t it great to be back out on the courts again?\u00a0 Just reviewed the schedule and noticed that we are playing each other in a couple weeks.\u00a0 Should be an entertaining and friendly match-up!’
Gremlin: \u00a0‘Child, please!\u00a0 You are aware there is a Mercy Rule in BTSH?’
Karmagian: ‘Um, yeah.\u00a0 Why?’
Gremlin: ‘We are going to destroy your sad squad and restore order to the formerly-know-as $h0wt!m3 division.’\u00a0<\/p>\n

Shots fired!\u00a0 And yes Mr. Graham, that exchange was posted on the Watford Clubhouse bulletin board.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Swansea\u2019s wily veterans of Ryan M. and Mark M. will need to dig deep against a fresh and hungry Watford team.\u00a0 Sadly though, Lady Stonewalker will be watching from the sidelines again.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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