{"id":12737,"date":"2016-05-20T11:11:54","date_gmt":"2016-05-20T15:11:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=12737"},"modified":"2016-05-20T11:36:00","modified_gmt":"2016-05-20T15:36:00","slug":"caption-contest-winner-week-of-515","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/caption-contest-winner-week-of-515\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Contest Winner: Week of 5\/15"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>By Diana M.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Good morning campers!<\/p>\n<p>What a week we&#8217;ve had. That ball has been spinning in mid-air for what seems like an eternity. Meanwhile, I&#8217;ve been tossing and turning over who the winners are. In the end &#8211; the self-pleasuring theme tickled me the most. Let&#8217;s do this.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_12690\" style=\"width: 428px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Hot-Wet-Rich.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12690\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Hot-Wet-Rich-300x280.jpg\" alt=\"Richie in his natural environment: One hand on a shaft with balls smacking his forearm.\" width=\"418\" height=\"390\" class=\" wp-image-12690\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Hot-Wet-Rich-300x280.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Hot-Wet-Rich.jpg 710w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 418px) 100vw, 418px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-12690\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Richie in his natural environment: One hand on a shaft with balls smacking his forearm.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Winner:<\/strong>\u00a0&#8220;Richie in his natural environment: One hand on a shaft with balls smacking his forearm.&#8221; &#8211; Ben P<\/p>\n<p><strong>2nd Place:<\/strong>\u00a0&#8220;I&#8217;m not a dick! FUZZ FUZZ FUZZ Oh wait&#8230;I am.&#8221; &#8211; Liz B<\/p>\n<p><strong>3rd place:<\/strong>\u00a0&#8220;Rich cupping balls while Jeff is behind him holding his shaft? Sounds like a typical\u00a0Saturday\u00a0night for Fuzz.&#8221; &#8211; JW<\/p>\n<p><strong>Honorable mention:<\/strong>\u00a0The comments section was amazing this week. I want to particularly highlight the following&#8230;<br \/>&#8220;Love you Richieboothang&#8221; &#8211; Mira L<br \/>&#8220;I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m sinking to this level&#8221; &#8211; JW<br \/>&#8220;Why is Shaun pretending to ride a hoverboard?&#8221; &#8211; Jerome R<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Diana M. Good morning campers! What a week we&#8217;ve had. That ball has been spinning in mid-air for what seems like an eternity. Meanwhile, I&#8217;ve been tossing and turning over who the winners are. In the end &#8211; the self-pleasuring theme tickled me the most. Let&#8217;s do this.\u00a0 Winner:\u00a0&#8220;Richie in his natural environment: One [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[277,273,266,278],"class_list":["post-12737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-balls","tag-caption","tag-contest","tag-shaft"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12737"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12737"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12739,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12737\/revisions\/12739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}