{"id":12803,"date":"2016-05-27T15:04:45","date_gmt":"2016-05-27T19:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=12803"},"modified":"2016-05-27T15:04:45","modified_gmt":"2016-05-27T19:04:45","slug":"the-karma-confections-caption-contest-conclusion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/the-karma-confections-caption-contest-conclusion\/","title":{"rendered":"The Karma Confections Caption Contest Conclusion"},"content":{"rendered":"
Howdy Neighbors,\u00a0<\/div>\n
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When I said “gimme that sweet that nasty that gushy stuff,” you answered the call. Here is this week’s BTSH caption flava coming just in time for the three day weekend. Winners: Have a marg and show off that freshly waxed skin. Non-winners: Do the very same, these were almost too close to call.\u00a0<\/div>\n
\"Apologies<\/a>

Derek: Rich made ’em!
Ben: Mm-hmmmmm.
\nZach: …
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Winner: Jerome “Hornswoggle” R.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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2nd Place: Ali C.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gulliver’s Travels: The Sequel<\/i><\/p>\n

3rd Place: Anonymous (ANNOUNCE THYSELF!)<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Actually, not sure if that’s glaze, since I found these in the Tompkins bathrooms. After Derek used them.”<\/i><\/p>\n

Honorable mention: Abby M.<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Wow, Ben. I have to say: your balls are so tender.” <\/i><\/p>\n

“Well, there’s no beating my balls. They’re made from a secret Schweddy family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy balls.”<\/p>\n

Side-note: The media policy of using first names and last initials makes everything sound like an AA meeting. [-ed.]<\/i><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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