{"id":12808,"date":"2016-06-03T09:46:05","date_gmt":"2016-06-03T13:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=12808"},"modified":"2016-06-03T10:02:58","modified_gmt":"2016-06-03T14:02:58","slug":"week-8-previews-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-8-previews-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 8 Previews"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Rachel G.<\/p>\n

<\/em>Rehabs at What The Puck
<\/strong>Fine Ryann, we get the point. \u00a0They swiped right. You are that damn good. \u00a0Now let someone else score? How about Bryan, does he get to score at all? Or is that against the bylaws? \u00a0WTP, here\u2019s what you do…mark Ryann and let Jaime goal hang. \u00a0Got it? \u00a0You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Rehabs by 2, I feel like WTP will not follow my flawless plan.<\/p>\n

Filthier at Gouging Anklebiters
<\/strong>\u2018Biters have lost a few close ones to Formerly-Known-as-Katz-Division opponents recently, but Filthy is really looking to stop the skid. \u00a0Did Ann decide to change things up and replace Tim K permanently with Newman since he spent last weekend beaching it up with some Filthy deserters? \u00a0You\u2019ll have to tune in to find-out. \u00a0What might be most interesting here is to watch #1 and #2 goal scorers in the league face off. \u00a0Probie, don\u2019t look behind you…it is Denis. \u00a0Note to all \u2018biters, protect those Cheekbones, dammit.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>\u2018Biters by 1, the skid continues.<\/p>\n

Dark Rainbows at Butchers
<\/strong>(Guest written by Cheekbones<\/em>)

\"MDF<\/a>

MDF is back, baby!<\/p><\/div>Hold the phone. \u00a0Shut the front door. \u00a0MDF is back again this week, slamming from the point, for the Butchers? \u00a0Someone, bring me my pills…this is too exciting. \u00a0Meanwhile, for the Dark Rainbows, Aaron is darting around and feeding to Bill’s dangerous shot. \u00a0But then again, Arnold is also back and ready to flip the f*ck out for the Butchers. \u00a0This game is gonna be hotter than a gorilla debate.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Butchers by 1 in OT.<\/p>\n

Gut Rot at Gremlins
<\/strong>Is it true? \u00a0Has it really been six weeks? \u00a0Is JW back to screen Jamie in net? \u00a0I think so. \u00a0I apologize in advance to Ryan, Erich, Rod and the rest of the Gremlins; I hope you enjoyed playing for a few weeks, now it\u2019s back to the bench for you while Walker refuses to shift off. \u00a0Gut Rot is still looking for their first W, and man is all of BTSH cheering for them…except the Gremlins. \u00a0Jamie isn\u2019t really going to make this easy for them, but I hope they put up a few. \u00a0Maybe Perko needs to stop looking at subway maps and listening to Baby Metal and step up and score some goals? \u00a0Also Heather. \u00a0I think Heather should score a goal this week.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Gremmies by 2, Jamie is nice, but not that nice.<\/p>\n

Mathematics at Denim Demons
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\"Passover<\/a>

Passover feast of Champions? Could it be the Demons year?<\/p><\/div>I think Cherie was still hurtin\u2019 from the Gremlins game a few weeks ago, so last week she put the hurtin\u2019 on the reigning champs. \u00a0This week she may aim to put the hurt \u2018on everyone\u2019s favorite<\/span>\u2019 current formerly-known-as-Katz-division leader. \u00a0Math has been a bit inconsistent this season, maybe it\u2019s because Justin keeps masquerading as Brad Pitt? \u00a0Nobody knows. \u00a0Demon\u2019s box score last week disproves the old adage \u201cJews don\u2019t play sports, we own teams.\u201d \u00a0Unfortunately for Math, it ain\u2019t Passover.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Math by 1, Sam paid me off with tomato plants.<\/p>\n

Tompkins Square Riots at Corlears Hookers
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\"F*ck.<\/a>

F*ck. Off. Brian. Cro.<\/p><\/div>Which version of the Hookers will show up this week? \u00a0Will it be the Week 6 Hookers (beating Cobra Kai\u2019s secret powerhouse) or Week 7 (getting shelled by the Rehabs)? \u00a0Sam M., you and the Hookers need to figure out which bathroom you are going into. \u00a0Riots, are you going to take advantage of this? \u00a0Suz, Jen, Laura and Amy…I\u2019m looking at you guys, give Sharif a reason to celebrate.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Hookers by 1, they won\u2019t be shut out twice in a row.<\/p>\n

Poutine Machine at Instant Karma
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\"Late<\/a>

Late night snack worth salivating for. Mmm…<\/p><\/div>I think the media has failed to pay proper attention to just how impressive, and delicious, that name is – Poutine Machine. \u00a0Yum. \u00a0Was it by chance that one of the league\u2019s only French Canadians ended up on this team? \u00a0Fries, Gravy AND cheese curds. \u00a0Swoon. \u00a0Not quite as delicious, the incarnation of Instant Karma that was Instant Schwarma? \u00a0I\u2019m sorry Isaac, Chadwick, Al and team. \u00a0Kali is second fiddle to this majestic late night snack food of the north. \u00a0Also, both of these goalies are really good, but not as good as poutine.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>Poutine by 1, and let\u2019s go eat a goddamn snack.<\/p>\n

Fuzz at LBS, Inc.
<\/strong>2016 LBS are looking like the LBS of old. \u00a0Remember when Karsten and Ken were young pups scoring and fighting everywhere? \u00a0Well, Karsten is still here, scoring and not backing down. \u00a0Lately this classic BTSH franchise has been knocking off league villains left and right, Demons, Fresh Kills, Sky Fighters. \u00a0Who\u2019s up next on the block? \u00a0New League not-favorite, Fuzz! \u00a0Easier said than done, Alyssa\u2019s been stealthily working her way up the rankings, while Rich remains firmly planted at the bottom. \u00a0Who the F is Miles H. you might ask?\u00a0 LBS, you should definitely be asking.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>LBS by 1, age before beauty.<\/p>\n

Cobra Kai at Mega Touch
<\/strong>I\u2019m not sure if y\u2019all noticed, but our old Commish has returned, and from the looks of it, age hasn\u2019t slowed him down at all (l believe Larry taught him this trick). \u00a0Of course Cobra Kai doesn\u2019t know who he is, because they don\u2019t even know that we have a Commish or an end of season party (seriously guys, FREE PIZZA). \u00a0However, Liam offers the ladies free beer, who can turn that down?<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>CK by 2, Mega\u2019s Cinderella story comes to an end this week.<\/p>\n

Fresh Kills at Sky Fighters
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\"Smile<\/a>

Smile or grimace?<\/p><\/div>This will be a fun one to watch! \u00a0But more fun if Soko thinks ahead and doesn\u2019t wear blue. \u00a0Soko, Ariel… heads up… Roman and his brother have also cracked your secret code. \u00a0Da. \u00a0You know, I think the Sky Fighters might actually have a chance here, if they can stop knockin\u2019 other teams about like it\u2019s a street brawl. \u00a0Two of my favorite BTSH keepers in net here, they\u2019ll have a day of it with Ariel, Soko, Gabe, Sheena, Roman, Greg, and Olivier shooting at them.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>FK by 2, Smile less?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Rachel G. Rehabs at What The PuckFine Ryann, we get the point. \u00a0They swiped right. You are that damn good. \u00a0Now let someone else score? How about Bryan, does he get to score at all? Or is that against the bylaws? \u00a0WTP, here\u2019s what you do…mark Ryann and let Jaime goal hang. \u00a0Got it? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[264],"class_list":["post-12808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12808"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12821,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808\/revisions\/12821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}