{"id":12822,"date":"2016-06-03T14:23:09","date_gmt":"2016-06-03T18:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=12822"},"modified":"2016-06-05T20:45:50","modified_gmt":"2016-06-06T00:45:50","slug":"first-annual-btsh-karaoke-competition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/first-annual-btsh-karaoke-competition\/","title":{"rendered":"First Annual BTSH Karaoke Competition"},"content":{"rendered":"

REALLY VERY, VERY GOOD
<\/strong>By Ophelia Baulls<\/p>\n

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<\/em>When I heard presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, would be in attendance of this year\u2019s First Annual BTSH Karaoke CompetitionTM<\/sup><\/strong> at Hifi on June 19th <\/strong>– I immediately worked my press credentials to get in for a quick t\u00eate-\u00e0-t\u00eate.<\/p>\n

<\/em>OB: Mr. Trump, I\u2019m thrilled, and somewhat surprised at your attendance to our upcoming event. What drew you in?<\/p>\n

DT: Ophelia, I think this going to be tremendous, just tremendous. BTSH is really a very good organization with some talented folks. I have many, many friends in the BTSH community.<\/p>\n

OB: Well, thank you, I suppose you\u2019ve heard that Deejay BubblebathTM<\/sup><\/strong> will be on the turntables for this event?<\/p>\n

DT: You know it\u2019s really a great honor to have LaCombe at this event. He\u2019s a sensational talent, I expect him to do very well. I think we\u2019re all in the same business of trying to make our country better, a better place, so we have something in common.<\/p>\n

OB: Our hosts, Diana and Worky are gearing up to entertain folks with some tom foolery I\u2019m sure. What a gas! Have you met with them?<\/p>\n

DT: Worky is an excellent host, I\u2019ve found him to be just an excellent performer.<\/p>\n

OB: And Diana?<\/p>\n

DT: I can\u2019t lie — I\u2019ve been treated badly, very, very badly in the past by the BTSH media. She\u2019s really not very good, and I don\u2019t have time for total political correctness — she\u2019s a bimbo. She\u2019s very angry when she talks about me, there\u2019s blood coming out of her eyes, coming out of her…wherever.<\/p>\n

OB: Mr. Trump, do you feel this way about all the BTSH media?<\/p>\n

DT: Well, I can tell you that Isaac is a sleaze, just a total sleaze and a liar. He\u2019s very biased against me, I think he\u2019s Mexican. There are certain groups of people who are very biased against me for protecting America. But the fact is we should ban Muslims from this event.<\/p>\n

OB: You really think you can keep certain groups of people from getting into the karaoke competition?<\/p>\n

DT: The greatest generation beat back the Nazis and Japanese imperialists. And you think we can\u2019t keep out Jamie?<\/p>\n

OB: Thank you for sitting down with me Mr. Trump.<\/p>\n

DT: This will be a great event. A truly great event.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

REALLY VERY, VERY GOODBy Ophelia Baulls When I heard presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, would be in attendance of this year\u2019s First Annual BTSH Karaoke CompetitionTM at Hifi on June 19th – I immediately worked my press credentials to get in for a quick t\u00eate-\u00e0-t\u00eate. OB: Mr. Trump, I\u2019m thrilled, and somewhat surprised at your attendance […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":12823,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[287,286],"class_list":["post-12822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-league-info","tag-competition","tag-karaoke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12822"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12822"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12824,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12822\/revisions\/12824"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}