{"id":12919,"date":"2016-06-10T12:59:14","date_gmt":"2016-06-10T16:59:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=12919"},"modified":"2016-06-14T14:58:32","modified_gmt":"2016-06-14T18:58:32","slug":"caption-contest-winner-week-of-66","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/caption-contest-winner-week-of-66\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Contest Winner: Week of 6\/6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>By A-Korn, aka Rachel G.<\/p>\n<p><\/em>Happy Friday BTSHers,<\/p>\n<p>While our lovely friend Diana is sunning her cheekbones in the sundrenched Caribbean, I hope my inferior facial structure will suffice for a week.<\/p>\n<p>As expected, y&#8217;all did not disappoint. Crass and hilarious as ever. Dong jokes abound.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_12844\" style=\"width: 461px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/image.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12844\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/image-300x225.png\" alt=\"Danielle: &quot;You idiots! I said \u201c'I met a six-foot-tall sweet weirdo\u2014a gingko tree farmer\u2014on Match dot com,' not 'I need a six-foot whole wheat hero, with prosciutto di parma and mashed pecans!'\u201d - Chadwick\" width=\"451\" height=\"338\" class=\" wp-image-12844\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/image-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/image.png 781w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 451px) 100vw, 451px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-12844\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Danielle: &#8220;You idiots! I said \u201c&#8217;I met a six-foot-tall sweet weirdo\u2014a gingko tree farmer\u2014on Match dot com,&#8217; not &#8216;I need a six-foot whole wheat hero, with prosciutto di parma and mashed pecans!&#8217;\u201d &#8211; Chadwick<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Winner:<\/strong> Danielle: &#8220;You idiots! I said \u201c&#8217;I met a six-foot-tall sweet weirdo\u2014a gingko tree farmer\u2014on Match dot com,&#8217; not &#8216;I need a six-foot whole wheat hero, with prosciutto di parma and mashed pecans!&#8217;\u201d &#8211; <em>Chadwick<\/p>\n<p><\/em><strong>2<sup>nd<\/sup> Place:<\/strong> Norris: &#8220;see, from this angle it&#8217;s really big!&#8221; &#8211; <em>Alexa\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><\/em><strong>3<sup>rd<\/sup> Place:<\/strong> Zach&#8217;s dreams of having to hire two people to carry his six footer were finally coming true. &#8211; <em>Derek<\/p>\n<p><\/em><strong>Honorable mention: <\/strong>Listless silo crew readies a &#8220;torp\u00e9do de carne&#8221; to unload upon the sordid masses. &#8211; <em>Altman<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By A-Korn, aka Rachel G. Happy Friday BTSHers, While our lovely friend Diana is sunning her cheekbones in the sundrenched Caribbean, I hope my inferior facial structure will suffice for a week. As expected, y&#8217;all did not disappoint. Crass and hilarious as ever. Dong jokes abound. Winner: Danielle: &#8220;You idiots! I said \u201c&#8217;I met a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[273,266],"class_list":["post-12919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-caption","tag-contest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12919"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12919"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12922,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12919\/revisions\/12922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}