BTSH WEEKLY RECAP – WEEK 4
\nby Eli Kazin<\/p>\n
The Games<\/strong><\/p>\n TIM AND ROB NEED TO START LOOKING FOR NEW JOBS.<\/strong> With the goalie platoon of Tim Gray and Rob Gorden unavailable, Dustin D\u00e2\u20ac\u2122Addato stepped in and recorded the shutout, leading the Mighty Squirrels to their first victory of the season, 2-0 against Mexican Standoff. Eric Cole scored the game winning goal in the first half, and Arthur Revechkis added an insurance goal in the second half.<\/p>\n HE\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S GONE FROM ASHY TO CLASSY.<\/strong> Paul \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ashy Larry\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Vernon scored the game winning goal on a shot that teammates described as a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153f\u00e2\u20ac\u201ding sweet.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d James Pereira and Suvin Malik added goals for Filthy Gorgeous, who defeated LBS 3-1 for their first victory of the season.<\/p>\n ELLERY CLAIMS HE SCORED TWO GOALS.<\/strong> Libby Lewis scored two goals, including the game winner, and Chris Beauvois registered his first shutout of the season as the Corlears Hookers remained undefeated with a 4-0 victory against the Denim Demons.<\/p>\n THE SAUSAGE PARTY WAS A BAD IDEA.<\/strong> What The Puck doubled up a female-less Pork Fried Rice in their championship game rematch by a 4-2 score. Tom MacDonald scored two goals, including the game winner, and Mike Woodsworth and Darrell Hartman each added one goal for the defending champions, who were paced by solid defense from Amy Farley and Susanna Tenney.<\/p>\n J.P. CHAPUT WOULD RATHER NOT PARTICIPATE IN A SHOOTOUT.<\/strong> J.P. Chaput scored the winning goal with less than one minute remaining in overtime to lead the Rehabs past the Bad Touch, 1-0. Anthony Romeo made 13 saves for the shutout, and was assisted on defense by six blocked shots from Gina Hackett, who dedicated her performance to Unicorns goalie Craig Lacombe.<\/p>\n FEAR DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO.<\/strong> Alex Nicoloff scored the game winning goal midway through the second half, and Brian Morrison added a goal as Cobra Kai equaled their win total from the 2006 season with a 2-1 victory against the Tuques.<\/p>\n WHERE WERE THEY IN THE FIRST HALF?<\/strong> Chris Eng scored two goals, including the game winner, and Aaron Coles, Aaron Mullan, and Ted Kilcommons also added goals as the Unicorns scored five times in the second half to defeat the Gouging Anklebiters, 5-1. Charles DeFranco scored the lone goal for the Gouging Anklebiters.<\/p>\n IT WAS THE SMELL THAT KEPT THEM GROUNDED. <\/strong> Fresh Kills brought the Sky Fighters back to earth with a 4-2 win, as Dave Gil de Rubio got the win in the first game of his goaltending doubleheader.<\/p>\n MAYBE THEY SHOULDN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T HAVE HECKLED HIM. <\/strong>Despite fifty minute efforts from Georgine Paulin and Sheena Otto, and the fill-in goaltending of Dave Gil de Rubio, who was heckled from the bleachers by his Fresh Kills teammates, the Dark Rainbows defeated the Mathematics, 6-5.<\/p>\n Nickname Nook With Derek Tagliarino<\/strong> Power Play\/Offsides<\/strong> Offsides:<\/strong> Next Week<\/strong> BTSH WEEKLY RECAP – WEEK 4 by Eli Kazin The Games TIM AND ROB NEED TO START LOOKING FOR NEW JOBS. With the goalie platoon of Tim Gray and Rob Gorden unavailable, Dustin D\u00e2\u20ac\u2122Addato stepped in and recorded the shutout, leading the Mighty Squirrels to their first victory of the season, 2-0 against Mexican Standoff. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-reports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThese people will now be known as the following:
\nBrendan Kearney of Corlears Hookers is now Dutch.
\nCorey Winters of What The Puck is now Chongo…and here are some words that rhyme with Chongo: mongo, bongo, Belgian Congo, Roberto Luongo.<\/p>\n
\nPower Play:<\/strong>
\n– Mexican Standoff\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s food tent. In honor of their game with the Mighty Squirrels, Mexican Standoff broke out the fajita bar and a flip-cup tournament. The menu included flour tortillas, chicken, beef, lettuce, tomato, onion, cheese, and a delicious homemade salsa. The big winner in the flip-cup tournament was Jason Rosenstock, who had to perform double duty and fill two spots on his side of the table.
\n– Craig Lacombe\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Pee-wee Herman impression. For those who remained at the Johnson\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s late enough, Craig Lacombe put on a brief, but solid, impersonation of Pee-wee Herman\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Big Shoe Dance from Pee-wee\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Big Adventure. When \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Tequila\u00e2\u20ac\u009d by The Champs was cued up, Craig made his way onto the bar…and somewhere, Paul Reubens was smiling.<\/p>\n
\n– Nothing strong here, just an assortment of brief items…Patrick Larsen of the Mighty Squirrels was tossed from a shift for giving a reach-around to an opponent, Mauricio Rojas of the Corlears Hookers was tossed from two shifts for physical play, Peter \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Geech\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Prohaska of the Gouging Anklebiters cutting his trademark curly locks, and the Mathematics had more attendance issues. <\/p>\n
\nMay 13th, 2007
\n3pm Corlears 1 Cobra Kai vs. What The Puck
\n3pm Corlears 2 Pork Fried Rice vs. Mathematics
\n3pm Moffo Gouging Anklebiters vs. Bad Touch
\n4pm Corlears 1 Fresh Kills vs. Rehabs
\n4pm Corlears 2 GAME OF THE WEEK<\/strong> Mexican Standoff vs. LBS
\n– The last time these two teams were scheduled to play each other, Mexican Standoff decided to go to the beach.
\n4pm Moffo Unicorns vs. Denim Demons
\n5pm Corlears 1 Filthy Gorgeous vs. Tuques
\n5pm Corlears 2 Dark Rainbows vs. Sky Fighters
\n5pm Moffo Corlears Hookers vs. Mighty Squirrels<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"