{"id":13068,"date":"2016-07-12T12:00:36","date_gmt":"2016-07-12T16:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=13068"},"modified":"2016-07-12T15:37:35","modified_gmt":"2016-07-12T19:37:35","slug":"caption-contest-week-of-710","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/caption-contest-week-of-710\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Contest: Week of 7\/10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>By Diana<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Party people,\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The site is back up, we have the all-star game this Sunday &#8212; so much EXCITEMENT in the air! While Probie slaves away to create an awesomely fun time on\u00a0July 17th\u00a0(rumors of sandwiches and a slapshot competition at Derek&#8217;s belt are floating about)&#8230;let&#8217;s flex our wit muscles and caption the shit out of this picture of Alex.\u00a0<br \/><div id=\"attachment_13069\" style=\"width: 247px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Caption-Alex-EM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13069\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Caption-Alex-EM-237x300.jpg\" alt=\"(insert caption here)\" width=\"237\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-13069\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Caption-Alex-EM-237x300.jpg 237w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Caption-Alex-EM-810x1024.jpg 810w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Caption-Alex-EM.jpg 844w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 237px) 100vw, 237px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13069\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(insert caption here)<\/p><\/div>I don&#8217;t know WTF is going on here, guys. Did he try to shotgun a Modelo? Did he scamper around with the squirrels for a few minutes? Did he just accidentally land on Rich&#8217;s amateur porn site? You tell me.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Do your worst:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/poll.fbapp.io\/caption-contest-week-of-7-10\">Caption Contest Week of 7\/10<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Diana Party people,\u00a0 The site is back up, we have the all-star game this Sunday &#8212; so much EXCITEMENT in the air! While Probie slaves away to create an awesomely fun time on\u00a0July 17th\u00a0(rumors of sandwiches and a slapshot competition at Derek&#8217;s belt are floating about)&#8230;let&#8217;s flex our wit muscles and caption the shit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[272],"class_list":["post-13068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-caption-contest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13068"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13068"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13071,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13068\/revisions\/13071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}