{"id":13072,"date":"2016-07-13T09:19:57","date_gmt":"2016-07-13T13:19:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=13072"},"modified":"2016-07-14T08:50:14","modified_gmt":"2016-07-14T12:50:14","slug":"btsh-all-star-game-2016-come-for-the-drink-tickets-and-grub-stay-for-the-carnage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/btsh-all-star-game-2016-come-for-the-drink-tickets-and-grub-stay-for-the-carnage\/","title":{"rendered":"BTSH All-Star Game 2016: Come for the Drink Tickets and Grub, Stay for the Carnage"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"All<\/a>
After a two year hiatus, the BTSH All-Star game is back! This Sunday, July 17th<\/sup>, after your regularly scheduled games have concluded, make your way on over to the West Court sideline (and heckling wall) to give these poor suckers your worst.<\/p>\n

Throughout All-Star Sunday 2016 there will be plenty of challenges, entertainment and shenanigans. Be on the lookout for Sam Norris who will be handing out drink tickets to the lucky\/scared few who complete his wacky challenges. And starting around 4:30 pm Ben P and the Anklebiters will be setting up a food stand so that we can stuff our hungry gobs.<\/p>\n

Inspired by 2014\u2019s format<\/a>, we\u2019ve decided to change things up again. The two squads are comprised of a male and female player from each team in the league. The formerly-known-as-Katz and Greene Divisions will be hooking up and the formerly-known-as-Glanzer and $h0wT!m3 Divisions are putting aside their differences for a shot at bragging rights.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s meet the squads\u2026<\/p>\n

\"I'm<\/a>

I’m a banana!<\/p><\/div>\n

Squad: Gordie Howe Banana Hat Tricks
<\/strong>Will be wearing Black or Dark colors.<\/p>\n

<\/em>Captains
<\/strong>Suz Pasquantonio, Tompkins Square Riots
Tia Lendo, Dark Rainbows<\/p>\n

Forwards
<\/strong>Scott Kaston, LBS, Inc.
Elizabeth Boylan, LBS, Inc.
Tom Rush, Fresh Kills
Sheena Wagaman – Fresh Kills
Denis Miceletto, Filthier
Alexis Nielson, Sky Fighters
Greg Infanti, Sky Fighters
Brady Caldwell, Mega Touch
Shaleen Ratansi, Mega Touch
Bill Ling, Dark Rainbows
Jake Tiner, Denim Demons
Tracy Miller, Denim Demons<\/p>\n

Defensepersons
<\/strong>Kate Marlatt – Filthier
Dan Perko – Gut Rot
Charlotte McCauley – Poutine Machine
Jerome Victor Ramos, Poutine Machine
Diane Johnston – Gut Rot\u00a0
Scott Townsend, Tompkins Square Riots<\/p>\n

Goalies
<\/strong>Tim Brown, LBS, Inc.
Kevin Longwell, Dark Rainbows<\/p>\n

\"Cute<\/a>

Cute yet terrifying.<\/p><\/div>\n

Squad:\u00a0BALLS
<\/strong>Will be wearing White or Light colors.<\/p>\n

<\/em>Captains<\/strong>
<\/em>Dana Kravis, Butchers
Jeremy Schumacher, Gouging Anklebiters<\/p>\n

Forwards
<\/strong>Miles Hilder, Fuzz
Alexa Taubman, Fuzz
Alex May, R3habs
Rachel Longley, Cobra Kai
Brian Cronauer, Corlears Hookers
Tiffany Hagge, Corlears Hookers
Amy Anderla, Mathematics
Pete D’Angelo, Butchers
Pete Wilson, Instant Karma
Tanya Nahvi, What the Puck
Corey Winters, What the Puck
Maire Lane, Gremlins<\/p>\n

Defensepersons
<\/strong>Lisa Harrington, Instant Karma
Justin \u00a0Perras, Mathematics
Sena Ito, R3habs\u00a0
JJ Murphy, Cobra Kai
Sarah Moore, Gouging Anklebiters
Rod Sherwood, Gremlins<\/p>\n

Goalies
<\/strong>Eric Ramirez, R3habs\u00a0
Michael Maloney, Instant Karma<\/p>\n

Note: the players were elected by their captains\/teams and goalies were selected based on GAA.<\/em><\/p>\n

LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUMMMMBBBBBLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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