{"id":13090,"date":"2016-07-14T11:20:52","date_gmt":"2016-07-14T15:20:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=13090"},"modified":"2016-07-14T12:24:43","modified_gmt":"2016-07-14T16:24:43","slug":"meet-the-rookies-jimmy-kinney-of-the-butchers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/meet-the-rookies-jimmy-kinney-of-the-butchers\/","title":{"rendered":"Meet the Rookies: Jimmy Kinney of the Butchers"},"content":{"rendered":"

By The Lovely Ladies of the BTSH Media<\/p>\n

<\/em><\/p>\n

\""I<\/a>

“I can’t believe I got hooked\/held\/shoved\/slashed by fuzz again.”<\/p><\/div>\n

1. Where are you from?
<\/strong>I\u2019m from Glen Rock, NJ.
(ed note: weird, we were sure you were from heaven.)<\/p>\n

\"Looks<\/a>

Looks lovely.<\/p><\/div>\n

2. How did you find out about BTSH?
<\/strong>Through Ben Probert of the Gouging Anklebiters.
(ed note: funny coincidence, I found out about Ben through my face.)<\/p>\n

3. How much did you pay Ben to let you into BTSH?
<\/strong>Well, Ben actually paid me.
(ed note: swagger. Noted.)<\/p>\n

4. If you have $10 to take a lovely lady out on a date, what’s your move?
<\/strong>Have her pay. If she won’t, how lovely can she be?
(ed note: you must get more ass than a Soul Cycle bike.)\u00a0<\/p>\n

5. Are you nervous that people like Drake (the super talented top 10 scoring ladyfriend you brought to the Butchers with you) more than they like you?
<\/strong>Not nervous at all, it’s already true.<\/p>\n

\"Jimmy<\/a>

Jimmy with the Drake.<\/p><\/div>\n

6. Complete this sentence, \u201cBefore I die, I really need to go to _________ and ___________.\u201d
<\/strong>Italy and Rockies.
(ed note: not gonna lie, we were seeking a verb for that second blank.<\/p>\n

7. What is your favorite Julia Roberts Movie?\u00a0
<\/strong>Ocean’s 13 (Julia Roberts is overrated).\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"YOU<\/a>

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!<\/p><\/div>\n

8. What literary masterpiece did your super-bright friend (and lead league goal scorer) Ben think was a movie first?
<\/strong>Not many people know this, but Ben can’t actually read. Also, league-leading goal scorer? I’ll have to start shooting.\u00a0<\/p>\n

9. Who is your favorite BTSH pup?
<\/strong>Not Drake.<\/p>\n

10. Who would you want to play you in a movie?
<\/strong>Matt Damon, I need people remembering me with a Boston accent. Probably biggest regret.
(ed note: your biggest regret is not having a Boston accent? Clearly you\u2019re not old enough to have worn jeans in the 80\u2019s.<\/p>\n

11. What’s an obsession of yours that you would be embarrassed to make public (we will make it public)?
<\/strong>I think I’ve seen Marley and Me maybe 17 times if that counts.
(ed note: Diana has never seen it. Time for a $10 date night. She\u2019s paying.)<\/p>\n

12. On any given work day, what annoys you the most?\u00a0
<\/strong>If and when Ben Probert ever crosses my mind.
(ed note: samesies.)\u00a0<\/p>\n

13. Say you’re going to the electric chair tomorrow, what’s your last meal?
<\/strong>Probably steak or something.
(ed note: vague.)<\/p>\n

14. If you could have a super power what would it be? Why?
<\/strong>Definitely teleportation, if you say flying you just haven’t thought it through.
(ed note: you better be really, really careful with that.)\u00a0
(additional ed note: ‘accio’ my beer.)<\/p>\n

\"Well<\/a>

Well if ‘accio’ doesn’t work ladies I’m sure you can pull this off.<\/p><\/div>\n

15. When you were a little kid, what did you think you were going to be when you grew up
<\/strong>Much cooler than I am now.<\/p>\n

16. Is there one word you hate?
<\/strong>“Moist.\u201d
(ed note: preach.)<\/p>\n

17. Who was your first famous person crush?\u00a0
<\/strong>Heidi Klum, Guinness Book of World Records ‘001, Heavenly Star Bra (had to look that up<\/a>). GOAT.
(ed note: K.)<\/p>\n

\"Tim<\/a>

Tim Brown and I accept your submission.<\/p><\/div>\n

18. Who’s your favorite X-Man?
<\/strong>Gotta go with Jean Grey. She’s the most powerful and Famke Janssen is a babe.
(ed note: you know what Jean Grey does to people who aren’t careful??? \u00a0Kills them, obviously.)<\/p>\n

For Part 1 of the series, click here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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