{"id":13395,"date":"2016-08-12T17:24:27","date_gmt":"2016-08-12T21:24:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=13395"},"modified":"2016-08-13T22:53:52","modified_gmt":"2016-08-14T02:53:52","slug":"caption-contest-hump-day-edition-winner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/caption-contest-hump-day-edition-winner\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Contest Hump Day Edition Winner"},"content":{"rendered":"
Happy Sweltering Friggin\u00a0Friday<\/span><\/span>,<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
While your deodorant collectively says “uncle,” and you pistol whip the friend that STILL wants to go to the rooftop bar after work — I bring you your caption contest winner. I told Justin he could judge it but then retracted that offer mercilessly because I think he should win (points for humor, and for being a good sport).<\/div>\n
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\""Always<\/a>

“Always on the day I forget to apply my spray-on abs…”\u00a0– Justin P<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Winner:\u00a0<\/strong><\/div>\n
“Always on the day I forget to apply my spray-on abs…”<\/div>\n
– Justin P<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
2nd place:<\/strong><\/div>\n
“Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Just Glanzer mansplaining how Crossfit works to another girl he wants to challenge in arm wrestling again….”<\/div>\n
– Jenn P<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
3rd place:<\/strong><\/div>\n
“So what if I gel my hair back on a\u00a0Sunday<\/span><\/span>\u00a0for hockey?” “Sorry, still a timeout – get in the corner”<\/div>\n
– Anonymous<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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