{"id":13398,"date":"2016-08-17T14:58:28","date_gmt":"2016-08-17T18:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=13398"},"modified":"2016-08-24T08:42:25","modified_gmt":"2016-08-24T12:42:25","slug":"the-btsh-olympics-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/the-btsh-olympics-returns\/","title":{"rendered":"THE BTSH OLYMPICS RETURNS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>by the Anklebiters &amp; Friends Production Crew<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">It&#8217;s back! \u00a0The most infamous night of the BTSH season has returned from retirement. \u00a0Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the 5th BTSH Olympiad is coming on Sunday, August 21st. \u00a0Start time is 7pm&#8230;be ready to call out sick on Monday.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Welcome yourself back to the land of the infamous Bar Mat Shot, the leopard print jane, boot-and-rally beer chugs and, of course, the celebratory cupcake in the ass.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Olympic Promo - Large\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/179175247?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><b>WHAT THEY ARE SAYING:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Craig LaCombe: &#8220;We&#8217;re looking forward to the greatest night in BTSH history. \u00a0I even talked to Rosie (Jason Rosenstock, former Hot Legs champion) who&#8217;s going for the Brazilian wax. I&#8217;m predicting he reclaims the title.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jason Rosenstock: &#8220;I&#8217;m as bald as baby down there&#8230;except for a grundle landing strip. \u00a0Let&#8217;s do this thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Chris Lee (Owner of Parkside): &#8220;We&#8217;ve upped the insurance plan and ordered 15 cases of Highlife. \u00a0The burlesque catwalk is gonna be ready for the hot legs &#8211; let&#8217;s go!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>PRE-PARTY AT TOMPKINS:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The festivities start early at the courts with our party table. \u00a0Enjoy Amy&#8217;s legendary chocolate-covered berries and some other stuff we\u2019re not allowed to write about!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>THE EVENTS:<\/b><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Over The Top Arm Wrestling Tourney (Men&#8217;s and Women&#8217;s)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">PBR Chugging Contest (3 people per team, 3 beers each, at least one lady)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sharif Corinaldi Memorial Hot Legs Competition<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Beer Pong Tourney<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The Bar Napkin Love Poem Competition <\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">2 Girls, 1 Cup (2 Ladies per team, both have straws and must down a cup of beer)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Phallic Fluffer Eating Contest (one hot dog, two meatballs, a blow job shot and no hands)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Flip Cup (3-on-3, at least one lady per team)<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Our Mystery Charity Event<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sign up forms available at the bar and online.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Plus:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">$3 Highlifes!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">$3 PBR Drafts!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">$8 Car Bombs!<\/span><\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Free Pizza!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/olympicPromo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-13260 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/olympicPromo.jpg\" alt=\"olympicPromo\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/olympicPromo.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/olympicPromo-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by the Anklebiters &amp; Friends Production Crew &nbsp; It&#8217;s back! \u00a0The most infamous night of the BTSH season has returned from retirement. \u00a0Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the 5th BTSH Olympiad is coming on Sunday, August 21st. \u00a0Start time is 7pm&#8230;be ready to call out sick on Monday. 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