{"id":13422,"date":"2016-08-17T13:04:04","date_gmt":"2016-08-17T17:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=13422"},"modified":"2016-08-24T08:42:46","modified_gmt":"2016-08-24T12:42:46","slug":"dont-call-it-a-comeback-btsh-olympics-are-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/dont-call-it-a-comeback-btsh-olympics-are-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t call it a comeback. BTSH OLYMPICS ARE BACK."},"content":{"rendered":"

Written by the other Rachel. Rachel Klion. Watch out kids, Rachels are taking over.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Pre-Game2\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t always write for the BTSH website, but when I do it\u2019s for something RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t call it a comeback. BTSH OLYMPICS ARE BACK<\/a>.<\/p>\n

If you haven\u2019t already called in sick on Monday we\u2019ll give you a pass, but you should probably at least schedule a 9am \u201cdoctor\u2019s appointment\u201d to avoid side eye from your boss when you slink in at 11am smelling like someone dumped Miller High Life on a bag of hot garbage.<\/p>\n

\"PizzaBox\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve only been in the league for 2-3 years, so I can\u2019t comment on the Olympics historically, but luckily this article speaks for itself<\/a>. Do you see the shoes we have to fill? Ok good, read on then.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s an overview of what you can look forward to next Sunday<\/a>:<\/p>\n

At the courts \u2013 general merriment. Jello shots, booze berries, mild nudity, the usual.<\/p>\n

Opening Ceremonies \u2013 Prepare for shenanigans. I\u2019m not giving anything away here, so just BE THERE.<\/p>\n

\"Scott-and-Amy\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Arm Wrestling \u2013 We tried to cut this event, but Rich Glanzer insisted on keeping it. My money\u2019s on nobody, because this event doesn\u2019t involve booze, banana hammocks, or hockey, so it basically doesn\u2019t exist in my mind.<\/p>\n

Beer pong\/flip cup \u2013 Boring, but we couldn\u2019t not throw this in.<\/p>\n

Hot Legs \u2013 GAMS ON GAMS. I originally thought this was \u201chot dog legs\u201d, but alas I was wrong. This one is pretty self explanatory \u2013 who has the hottest legs. From what I\u2019ve heard, prepare to see a lot of accidental underball (grundle?) and ass cheeks<\/p>\n

Napkin Love Poem Contest \u2013 As the night goes on, the lights dwindle, and R Kelly\u2019s Bump N Grind comes on, BTSHers everywhere get a little romantic. There are no rules for this besides \u201cwrite a love poem on a napkin\u201d, leaving the word \u2018love\u2019 open to interpretation\u2026<\/p>\n

Case Race \u2013 In my humble opinion, this is the main event. Four person teams, 2 guys and 2 girls have to kill 3 beers each as quickly as possible. You can drink them any way you wish \u2013 chug, sip, shotgun, funnel, Das Boot, Flabongo (you request it, I\u2019ll bring it). This is where legends are made. If you\u2019re not first, you\u2019re last.<\/p>\n

All of this will be taking place at Parkside Lounge, whose manager was kind enough to not only give us all day drink specials, but also agree to look the other way at the occasional boot and rally. He gets it. This isn\u2019t HiFi, so I expect all of you degenerates to be there.<\/p>\n

USA! USA! USA!<\/p>\n

Sign up for the fun here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Written by the other Rachel. Rachel Klion. Watch out kids, Rachels are taking over. I don\u2019t always write for the BTSH website, but when I do it\u2019s for something RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME. Don\u2019t call it a comeback. BTSH OLYMPICS ARE BACK. If you haven\u2019t already called in sick on Monday we\u2019ll give you a pass, but […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6593,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[323],"class_list":["post-13422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-btsh-olympics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13422"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6593"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13422"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13429,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13422\/revisions\/13429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}