{"id":13433,"date":"2016-08-18T10:43:44","date_gmt":"2016-08-18T14:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=13433"},"modified":"2016-08-24T08:42:05","modified_gmt":"2016-08-24T12:42:05","slug":"the-btsh-olympics-returns-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/the-btsh-olympics-returns-2\/","title":{"rendered":"THE BTSH OLYMPICS RETURNS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>by the Anklebiters &amp; Friends Production Crew<\/em><\/p>\n<p>*Reposting this article with a different video link for FB, FYI.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s back! \u00a0The most infamous night of the BTSH season has returned from retirement. \u00a0Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the 5th BTSH Olympiad is coming on Sunday, August 21st. \u00a0Start time is 7pm\u2026be ready to call out sick on Monday.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome yourself back to the land of the infamous Bar Mat Shot, the leopard print jane, boot-and-rally beer chugs and, of course, the celebratory cupcake in the ass.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Olympic Promo\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mlu1ChN8vhk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>WHAT THEY ARE SAYING:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Craig LaCombe: \u201cWe\u2019re looking forward to the greatest night in BTSH history. \u00a0I even talked to Rosie (Jason Rosenstock, former Hot Legs champion) who\u2019s going for the Brazilian wax. I\u2019m predicting he reclaims the title.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jason Rosenstock: \u201cI\u2019m as bald as baby down there\u2026except for a grundle landing strip. \u00a0Let\u2019s do this thing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chris Lee (Owner of Parkside): \u201cWe\u2019ve upped the insurance plan and ordered 15 cases of Highlife. \u00a0The burlesque catwalk is gonna be ready for the hot legs \u2013 let\u2019s go!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><b>PRE-PARTY AT TOMPKINS:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The festivities start early at the courts with our party table. \u00a0Enjoy Amy\u2019s legendary chocolate-covered berries and some other stuff we\u2019re not allowed to write about!<\/p>\n<p><b>THE EVENTS:<\/b><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Over The Top Arm Wrestling Tourney (Men\u2019s and Women\u2019s)<\/li>\n<li>PBR Chugging Contest (3 people per team, 3 beers each, at least one lady)<\/li>\n<li>Sharif Corinaldi Memorial Hot Legs Competition<\/li>\n<li>Beer Pong Tourney<\/li>\n<li>The Bar Napkin Love Poem Competition<\/li>\n<li>2 Girls, 1 Cup (2 Ladies per team, both have straws and must down a cup of beer)<\/li>\n<li>Phallic Fluffer Eating Contest (one hot dog, two meatballs, a blow job shot and no hands)<\/li>\n<li>Flip Cup (3-on-3, at least one lady per team)<\/li>\n<li>Our Mystery Charity Event<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Sign up forms available at the bar and online.<\/p>\n<p>Plus:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>$3 Highlifes!<\/li>\n<li>$3 PBR Drafts!<\/li>\n<li>$8 Car Bombs!<\/li>\n<li>Free Pizza!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/olympicPromo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-13260\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/olympicPromo-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"olympicPromo\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/olympicPromo-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/olympicPromo.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by the Anklebiters &amp; Friends Production Crew *Reposting this article with a different video link for FB, FYI. It\u2019s back! \u00a0The most infamous night of the BTSH season has returned from retirement. \u00a0Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the 5th BTSH Olympiad is coming on Sunday, August 21st. \u00a0Start time is 7pm\u2026be ready to call out sick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1636,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[323],"class_list":["post-13433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-btsh-olympics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13433"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1636"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13433"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13434,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13433\/revisions\/13434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}