{"id":13579,"date":"2016-09-08T09:38:38","date_gmt":"2016-09-08T13:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=13579"},"modified":"2016-09-08T09:38:38","modified_gmt":"2016-09-08T13:38:38","slug":"week-18-previews-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-18-previews-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 18 Previews &#8211; Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That\u2019s it. \u00a0I give up.\u00a0 I concede.\u00a0 The ladies of BTSH truly run this world.\u00a0 And here\u2019s their (superior) version of the Week 18 Previews \u2013 Part 1.<\/p>\n<p><em>by a fine looking collection of \u00a0Anonymous Lovely Ladies<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Gremlins at Cobra Kai<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Gremlins superstar scorer, Maire L., returned from her vacation abroad and is hungry to regain the league lead. Maire nets a pair with assists from Allison B. and Caitlin E.. The Rachels (N., L. and I.) of Cobra Kai try the triangle rotation and manage to wrist a few shots on net. Cobra Kai keeps hunting for an opening and a surprise appearance by Dani R. in the second half allows them to re-strategize. But Dr. Cathy Cho holds it down for the Gremlins D and stops all of the Dojo\u2019s Rachels from scoring.<\/p>\n<p>Gremlins 2-0<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_12321\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/IMG_1806-e1461032035745.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12321\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-12321\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/IMG_1806-e1461032035745-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"The media misses Gunner and so does the BTSH community. Where you at Super Raspberry? \" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/IMG_1806-e1461032035745-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/IMG_1806-e1461032035745-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-12321\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The media misses Gunner and so does the BTSH community. Where you at Super Raspberry?<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Butchers at Mega Touch<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Get ready for this classic showdown between Rachel G. and Julie K.. Many Butcher ladies are feeling renewed after a visit to Martha\u2019s Vineyard. Both Rachel and Drake H. are looking to make it three goals for this season and accomplish that in this game. Mega Touch has been ruling the HiFi division as Captain Julie competed hard during the recruitment season and finally signed Cheeky H. But, has anyone seen Gunner K.? Mega takes the cake this time with shots of Tito on the side.<\/p>\n<p>Mega wins this close one &#8211; 3-2<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13642\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Cat-Rainbow.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13642\" class=\"wp-image-13642 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Cat-Rainbow-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"cat-rainbow\" width=\"300\" height=\"226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Cat-Rainbow-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Cat-Rainbow-768x580.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Cat-Rainbow-1024x773.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13642\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Defensive force on the courts, pure reality gold off the courts. (keep reading after the fold)<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Riots at Rainbows<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Feeling fresh from the championship game in Ocean City, Cat B. gets the Rainbows on the scoreboard early. Despite the early goal, Captain Jones and the Riots keep the game tight as Jen A. moves ball up the sidelines and gets one in for the Riots right before halftime. Rainbows Captain Abby M. creates a solid regrouping plan during halftime and they don\u2019t look back as they score 4 more before the last whistle.<\/p>\n<p>Also, get well soon, Suz P.!<\/p>\n<p>Rainbows 5-1<\/p>\n<p><strong>Anklebiters at Fuzz<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s 5 o\u2019clock somewhere and the \u2018biters are enjoying bloody marys on the sideline courtesy of Diana M. to keep them going on the court. The drinks are in full force as Caroline B. tips in a goal to begin the game. Fuzz keeps the game tight the entire time with Alyssa M. and Alexa T. finding the back of the net quickly after the \u2018biters each time. An appearance by Luisa M. sends this game into OT. With the BTSH heckle wall going strong now due to the mid-day game, Fuzz has a turnover to Amy D. and she puts it away.<\/p>\n<p>Anklebiters 4-3 (OT)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13483\" style=\"width: 188px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Charlotte-Hero.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13483\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13483\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Charlotte-Hero.png\" alt=\"Poutine's spinach.\" width=\"178\" height=\"293\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13483\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Poutine&#8217;s spinach.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Poutine at Gut Rot<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Following the spirit of the BTSH Olympics, Gut Rot challenges Poutine to a chugging contest at the start of the game, then quickly put themselves on the scoreboard as Morgan S. pots one while waiting for Poutine to finish the beer. However, Captain Jo-Ann P., quickly has Poutine rally by making Charlotte M. shotgun a tallboy before rifling one in from a sideline inbound.\u00a0 In the end Poutine gets it done, but GUT ROT BITCHEZZZZ.<\/p>\n<p>Poutine 3-1<\/p>\n<p><em>And here&#8217;s my adequate take on this week&#8217;s games&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Gremlins at Cobra Kai<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My beloved Gremmies need to win their next two games in order to not repeat 2014 and move down to the Hi-Fi Division.\u00a0 Not that there is anything wrong with Hi-Fi (well, the Division at least), it is just that I enjoy playing against them twice a year.\u00a0 Hey, Mills, when\u2019s that dude coming back that busted his foot in May?\u00a0 You guys could use a little more offensive production and any signs of life from Alex (maybe another bee will get him going).<\/p>\n<p>The Evil Dojo has been on fire lately.\u00a0 Producing 13 goals in their last two games (yep, you read that correctly).\u00a0 And it wasn\u2019t just from luck.\u00a0 With Liam switching to defense he\u2019s been gobbling up all cross court passes in his zone.<\/p>\n<p><em>Prediction<\/em>: Not even Jamie will be able to keep a Rachel off the score sheet or CK out of the W column, 4-2.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/NFL_Background_Logos.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-13638 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/NFL_Background_Logos-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"nfl_background_logos\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/NFL_Background_Logos-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/NFL_Background_Logos-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/NFL_Background_Logos-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/NFL_Background_Logos.jpg 1365w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Butchers at Mega Touch<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re a little concerned for the Mega Touch down the stretch this season.\u00a0 With the NFL kicking off the 2016 season on Sunday (yes, we know there\u2019s a Thursday night game, but who cares) Alok and Julie are more interested in their Fantasy Football teams than their BTSH one.<\/p>\n<p>Do the Butchers like American football?\u00a0 Might as well, they won the Johnsons Division about a month ago and have been looking a hobby to keep them occupied until the playoffs begin.<\/p>\n<p><em>Prediction<\/em>: Butchers distract Mega on court with NFL storylines and win 7-1.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tompkins Square Riots at Dark Rainbows<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We\u2019d like to take this opportunity to pour a little out for Suz-P.\u00a0 On Sunday, August 21<sup>st<\/sup> she was viciously attacked by a sub off of the Free Agent list which resulted in a trip to ER.\u00a0 Get well soon, baby.\u00a0 The Riots and BTSH already miss you.<\/p>\n<p>If the Norri ever get around to producing a BTSH reality web series they need to cast Cat from the Rainbows.\u00a0 The side conversations with her at the BTSH Olympics were pure gold.\u00a0 And if you were to tell me she registered herself as a team at the Ocean City tournament and faced teams 1 on 5, I\u2019d believe it.<\/p>\n<p><em>Prediction<\/em>: The Riots overcome the loss of a great teammate and narrowly escape their encounter with the Rainbows 2-1.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gouging Anklebiters at Fuzz<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dear Biters,<\/p>\n<p>Would you kindly shut the Fuzz up?\u00a0 No really, their Facebook participation has surpassed the threshold of Outrageously Obnoxious.\u00a0 From Wrestling references and memes to how many championships they\u2019ve apparently already won (or are going to win \u2013 I\u2019m confused), it has hit a tipping point.\u00a0 We will kindly pay Tuesday for a victory today.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>The Greater BTSH Community<\/p>\n<p><em>Prediction<\/em>: Still hung over from OC, the Biters fizzle against the Fuzz and fall 5-2.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Poutine Machine at Gut Rot<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The (Drunk) Machine is locked in and focused on leapfrogging Mega Touch in their Division and taking home the title.\u00a0 After featuring not one, but TWO contestants in the Hot Legs Olympic event and following it up by tearing up \/ pounding out OC &#8211; they are absolutely just full of themselves.\u00a0 Supposedly they are just better, or so we\u2019ve all heard.<\/p>\n<p>Having said that, the 3 pm slot hasn\u2019t been kind to Poutine this year and Gut Rot is a team that is due for another win before the season is over.\u00a0 Heather, Morgen and Perko are ready to silence that rowdy bunch and do some celebrating of their own.<\/p>\n<p><em>Prediction<\/em>: Jesus takes the wheel and steers Gut Rot to their second victory of the season, 5-4.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That\u2019s it. \u00a0I give up.\u00a0 I concede.\u00a0 The ladies of BTSH truly run this world.\u00a0 And here\u2019s their (superior) version of the Week 18 Previews \u2013 Part 1. by a fine looking collection of \u00a0Anonymous Lovely Ladies Gremlins at Cobra Kai Gremlins superstar scorer, Maire L., returned from her vacation abroad and is hungry to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[264],"class_list":["post-13579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13579"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13643,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13579\/revisions\/13643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}